Message from @Lynxoid
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That's close enough, the only other feature I can think of that would make pants "smart" is a boner tracker
Xiaomi better be working on that
along with a smart pussy
pants sense when you need to unload and warn you via mi band
I'd buy it
just put the smart pussy on your dick and pick a program
tracking sperm load via app
little girl lips program included by default
I thought they had the headphone jack at the bottom
@FredtheFailLord in all honesty I think everyone would at least consider buying that
I know a fair amount of women who would buy smart pants with a period tracker
hey
there's a market for that
let's make it
Oh yeah, the old ones
or earlier one
S
this is true
lots of peple still use s5 or j3 or other shit ones
when you charge it you have cables hanging from your phone from both sides and it's terrible
also the hole is completely exposed, aesthetically it's not good and neither it is to use your phone under the rain
the s8's really tempting tbh 👀
also has anyone bought motorcycle accessories/fairings from aliexpress?
snes mini chink knock offs when 😡
wtf
Xiaomi makes everything
Bidets are pretty great
Xiaomi is even releasing their first sex robot in 2019
Self-cleaning cumtank
does a bidet clean good though?
i feel like it might be kinda useless
Dunno, we have some shells in my home
You still need to clean it
I got the all gray one, going to be here on monday
@everyone
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