Message from @Cole
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tri-bezelless
the buzzwords have ascended modern capabilities
I dunno about you guys but I'm waiting for machine learning bezels
wew
$25
actual cow leather though
wait how is it smart
does it track how fat you are
can you get a full smart outfit yet
smart watch, smart sneakers, smart belt are already here
alright so do I get nitecore from Ali and hope to not get chinked and or jewed by customs, or do I buy locally and pay 6 more funbucks?
25 USD with shipping for a real leather belt that's gonna last you decades is nice
smart jackets are a thing I think, not sure about pants or socks
@Stoopeedo Google made a smart jacket
That's just shit to drive people to it
@Fermdasius I bought my Nitecores at GearBest and everything was legit
@FredtheFailLord think I saw a Kickstarter for pants with wireless charging pockets once
does that count for smart
That's close enough, the only other feature I can think of that would make pants "smart" is a boner tracker
Xiaomi better be working on that
along with a smart pussy
pants sense when you need to unload and warn you via mi band
I'd buy it
just put the smart pussy on your dick and pick a program
tracking sperm load via app
little girl lips program included by default
I thought they had the headphone jack at the bottom
@FredtheFailLord in all honesty I think everyone would at least consider buying that
I know a fair amount of women who would buy smart pants with a period tracker
hey
there's a market for that
let's make it
Oh yeah, the old ones
or earlier one