Message from @Matthew
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I guarantee this one unlocks anal
tfw not having a pretentious self indulging millennial themed wedding in the foreseeable future
I'm way ahead of you niggas
i need something about meeeeeeeee
"way ahead" being 2 days ahead
Have you ever loved a girl with exactly $2.79 worth of devotion, but only with free shipping?
you know what would be crazy
finishing your thought
what if you got your girl pregnant and then had the doctor who is mad talented put like a wedding ring or something saying will you marry me in an a soundagram
Like, abort the baby and scramble its guts to spell it?
yeah
and have the ring among the viscera?
I like where this is going
This is clearly a outdoors / survival item
what if you need to deliver a baby innawoods?
it will be if the wife catches it in the mail before you do
Heh
True
tfw gf is on the patch so I have evidence at all times that she's not gonna pull a fast one on me and lock me in with a babby
But just in case, are there any really, really deathtrap-tier baby toys on ali?
theres probably some chink playdough with lead in it
Just get a mouse trap (with hardened steel teeth) and a cute figurine and say the packaging got lost
Alas, I'm not third world enough to be washing my hypothetical baby in a fuckin' bucket
god ol' clive
I DO also remember a deathtrap showerhead he reviewed as well, that could work.
Aw, shit, the sun's already up. Fucking Minnesota. God damned titled axis and shit
or w/e is causing the sun to rise like fucking 5minutes earlier every goddamned day
you could drop your baby off in front of a starbucks wearing a baby size wpww shirt and see what happens
really looking for a market to get my cash up, is there a white nationalist babyline out there, i might be able to corner that untapped market
They don't want manlet genes
errr im just making and selling cute white power clothes for babies, not making the babies
oh, a clothesline.
there was an article on (((Cracked.com))) the other day about the old bitch who sews klansman robes, maybe hit her up
someone joint venture a white trash pride baby clothes brand with me and get it in walmart end of 2k18
Minions holding tiki torches. Done
This is off-topic as fuck, unless the chinks have made a shirt with minions holding tiki torches or some shit
yeah, i have a horrible habit of every chat and even irl