what if you got your girl pregnant and then had the doctor who is mad talented put like a wedding ring or something saying will you marry me in an a soundagram

Like, abort the baby and scramble its guts to spell it?

yeah

and have the ring among the viscera?

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/most-realistic-onahole-to-date/695677204.html

I like where this is going

This is clearly a outdoors / survival item

what if you need to deliver a baby innawoods?

it will be if the wife catches it in the mail before you do

that's outdoors survival, mate @s3bbe

Heh
True

tfw gf is on the patch so I have evidence at all times that she's not gonna pull a fast one on me and lock me in with a babby

*Euphoric*

But just in case, are there any really, really deathtrap-tier baby toys on ali?

theres probably some chink playdough with lead in it

https://youtu.be/hIUJWIT9GrU

Just get a mouse trap (with hardened steel teeth) and a cute figurine and say the packaging got lost

Alas, I'm not third world enough to be washing my hypothetical baby in a fuckin' bucket

god ol' clive

I DO also remember a deathtrap showerhead he reviewed as well, that could work.

https://youtu.be/mcDgOGC5Lcc

Aw, shit, the sun's already up. Fucking Minnesota. God damned titled axis and shit

or w/e is causing the sun to rise like fucking 5minutes earlier every goddamned day

you could drop your baby off in front of a starbucks wearing a baby size wpww shirt and see what happens

really looking for a market to get my cash up, is there a white nationalist babyline out there, i might be able to corner that untapped market

They don't want manlet genes

errr im just making and selling cute white power clothes for babies, not making the babies

oh, a clothesline.

there was an article on (((Cracked.com))) the other day about the old bitch who sews klansman robes, maybe hit her up

someone joint venture a white trash pride baby clothes brand with me and get it in walmart end of 2k18

Minions holding tiki torches. Done

This is off-topic as fuck, unless the chinks have made a shirt with minions holding tiki torches or some shit

yeah, i have a horrible habit of every chat and even irl

derailing the fuck out of things and then arriving at nonsensical places

ur so randum! XDD

not really random, its more of i just like to talk about the things i want to talk about

an asperger trait i read, idk

<#189467888657235970> please

back to on topic

does anyone know of any good chink autism products

fidget spinners are too big for my hands