does he not knpow

I don’t know much about Chinese, but there’s a certain visual resemblance between a sausage and an intestine

>start enema

My sides are in orbit, thanks

>Order back in October
>Item just reaching PostNL sorting centre

I asked for epacket when we discussed custom sizing in the messages those faglords

I'll try dispute just for that once it arrives lol this shits ridic

I ordered 4 light thingies that Clive liked. >60 days ago.

Opened dispute on ebay and was notified that I didn't have some protection or other anymore. 👎

Why did you wait so long

anyone here got the xiaomi katana yet?

i want an electric shaver

The one I bought for 30 bucks was literal dogshit

it just grabbed the hairs and pulled them out instead of cutting them

@fuckthapolice it isn't out yet I think

maybe it is now

thought it was on preorder

meanwhile, the $4 safety razor I bought yesterday using a 20 cent blade was the easiest and closest shave I've ever had. Electrics: never again

https://www.gearbest.com/electric-shavers/pp_1175985.html

looks out to me

oh yeah, there was a coupon for it yesterday too

I just assumed it was a preorder coupon

cool

I don't geddit, Is there even a market for a USB-C pocket-sized Foil shaver?

https://i.4cdn.org/g/1512070622815.png what is this autistic thumbs up

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As long as it has the Xiaomi name on it why wouldn't they make a market for it

@Matthew Because I'm used to Ali shipping. 😬🔫

Also, for shaving, get a trimmer if you're going electric. Won't get you a clean shave, but also won't feel like chinese torture.

And as señor Matty said, add a safety razor to that and you're set.

Trimmers are a godsend for shaving longer hairs tbh

^

I got one because I'm a degenerate and wait to shave until the hairs are too long to comfortably shave with a safety razor.

Especially if you use some shitty 5 blade razor which can't cut long hairs for a fuck

>MFW they started making 5 blade razors with a 6th "Trimmer blade" on the top

That is not a safety razor. Reee etc.

i know I know

IDK how it is to shave long hair with a safety but with a 5 blade it's literally impossible

It's easy enough.

But it gets stuck between the blade and the razor.

Which is still way, way easier to deal with than on your pleb style cartridge razor. But an annoyance nevertheless.

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