Message from @fuckthapolice
Discord ID: 386059897118261250
y'all ever had haggis?
>sausages bear resemblance to intenstines
does he not knpow
I don’t know much about Chinese, but there’s a certain visual resemblance between a sausage and an intestine
>start enema
My sides are in orbit, thanks
>Order back in October
>Item just reaching PostNL sorting centre
I asked for epacket when we discussed custom sizing in the messages those faglords
I'll try dispute just for that once it arrives lol this shits ridic
I ordered 4 light thingies that Clive liked. >60 days ago.
Opened dispute on ebay and was notified that I didn't have some protection or other anymore. 👎
Why did you wait so long
anyone here got the xiaomi katana yet?
i want an electric shaver
The one I bought for 30 bucks was literal dogshit
it just grabbed the hairs and pulled them out instead of cutting them
@fuckthapolice it isn't out yet I think
maybe it is now
thought it was on preorder
meanwhile, the $4 safety razor I bought yesterday using a 20 cent blade was the easiest and closest shave I've ever had. Electrics: never again
looks out to me
oh yeah, there was a coupon for it yesterday too
I just assumed it was a preorder coupon
cool
I don't geddit, Is there even a market for a USB-C pocket-sized Foil shaver?
https://i.4cdn.org/g/1512070622815.png what is this autistic thumbs up
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As long as it has the Xiaomi name on it why wouldn't they make a market for it
Also, for shaving, get a trimmer if you're going electric. Won't get you a clean shave, but also won't feel like chinese torture.
And as señor Matty said, add a safety razor to that and you're set.
Trimmers are a godsend for shaving longer hairs tbh
^
I got one because I'm a degenerate and wait to shave until the hairs are too long to comfortably shave with a safety razor.
Especially if you use some shitty 5 blade razor which can't cut long hairs for a fuck
>MFW they started making 5 blade razors with a 6th "Trimmer blade" on the top
That is not a safety razor. Reee etc.
i know I know
IDK how it is to shave long hair with a safety but with a 5 blade it's literally impossible
It's easy enough.