http://s.aliexpress.com/qAfuMjQZ

Look at this one

i mean it might be legit

Why are they talking about enemas though

y'all ever had haggis?

http://www.backofthecerealbox.com/2010/04/fried-enema-revisited.html

>sausages bear resemblance to intenstines

does he not knpow

I don’t know much about Chinese, but there’s a certain visual resemblance between a sausage and an intestine

>start enema

My sides are in orbit, thanks

>Order back in October
>Item just reaching PostNL sorting centre

I asked for epacket when we discussed custom sizing in the messages those faglords

I'll try dispute just for that once it arrives lol this shits ridic

I ordered 4 light thingies that Clive liked. >60 days ago.

Opened dispute on ebay and was notified that I didn't have some protection or other anymore. 👎

Why did you wait so long

anyone here got the xiaomi katana yet?

i want an electric shaver

The one I bought for 30 bucks was literal dogshit

it just grabbed the hairs and pulled them out instead of cutting them

@fuckthapolice it isn't out yet I think

maybe it is now

thought it was on preorder

meanwhile, the $4 safety razor I bought yesterday using a 20 cent blade was the easiest and closest shave I've ever had. Electrics: never again

https://www.gearbest.com/electric-shavers/pp_1175985.html

looks out to me

oh yeah, there was a coupon for it yesterday too

I just assumed it was a preorder coupon

cool

I don't geddit, Is there even a market for a USB-C pocket-sized Foil shaver?

https://i.4cdn.org/g/1512070622815.png what is this autistic thumbs up

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As long as it has the Xiaomi name on it why wouldn't they make a market for it

@Matthew Because I'm used to Ali shipping. 😬🔫

Also, for shaving, get a trimmer if you're going electric. Won't get you a clean shave, but also won't feel like chinese torture.

And as señor Matty said, add a safety razor to that and you're set.

Trimmers are a godsend for shaving longer hairs tbh

^

I got one because I'm a degenerate and wait to shave until the hairs are too long to comfortably shave with a safety razor.

Especially if you use some shitty 5 blade razor which can't cut long hairs for a fuck

>MFW they started making 5 blade razors with a 6th "Trimmer blade" on the top