Message from @Assdoc

Discord ID: 575922659725017088


2019-05-08 22:48:37 UTC  

you ever get chow lol

2019-05-08 22:48:42 UTC  

So do they do the lobotomy for you guys there or when you get to MCRD?

2019-05-08 22:49:34 UTC  

It was as expected; hurry up and wait, go here, go there, etc. The food was excellent. Lobotomy comes as soon as you enter Parris Island. Contract is signed, everything is in order, all that's left is to pick my MOS, and then I ship in December

2019-05-08 22:49:52 UTC  

Congrats amigo!

2019-05-08 22:50:08 UTC  

Got a high af score on the ASVAB and all the other tests so I'm qualified for pretty much everything too. Lots o' choices

2019-05-08 22:50:35 UTC  

Still thinking playing Joker in real life and doing combat camera?

2019-05-08 22:51:03 UTC  

Very much so. My SSgt said he could easily write me an MOS contract for it

2019-05-08 22:51:59 UTC  

Sweet. You see that new documentary from gravitas with all the footage that usmc cam guy did?

2019-05-08 22:52:20 UTC  

Combat Obscura? Not yet, but I wanna

2019-05-08 22:52:21 UTC  

Also, at least you’re not motor-t

2019-05-08 22:52:34 UTC  

Yeaaaaaaah that one. Bro that’s fucking deployment life lol

2019-05-08 22:52:42 UTC  

Tru

2019-05-08 22:54:09 UTC  

Y’all be good. Gotta go look for shit that goes boom

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/554191468747816962/575817748874133504/image0.jpg

2019-05-08 22:54:22 UTC  

Hell yeah

2019-05-08 22:55:41 UTC  

yee haw

2019-05-08 22:55:49 UTC  

and congrats man

2019-05-08 22:55:57 UTC  

Thanks

2019-05-08 23:11:02 UTC  

Just remember to get your brain back once you get out

2019-05-08 23:23:45 UTC  

You know I will

2019-05-09 05:34:20 UTC  

Joker or bust, Neighbor

2019-05-09 05:51:02 UTC  

Combat obscura is terrible

2019-05-09 05:51:21 UTC  

Just 30 minutes of dumbasses smoking pot in Kandahar fields

2019-05-09 05:52:23 UTC  

And like 5 minutes at the end of one moron doing shit he was trained not to do in combat

2019-05-09 12:16:26 UTC  

Yeah it was a shitbag marine unit that was filmed

2019-05-09 12:16:36 UTC  

It was pretty stupid

2019-05-09 12:47:54 UTC  

I dont want to spoil anything of import incase someone does still want to watch it, but holy shit 90% of those morons shouldve been NJPd from the footage alone

2019-05-09 13:13:11 UTC  

yeah I saw it

2019-05-09 13:13:17 UTC  

most units aren't like that

2019-05-09 13:13:35 UTC  

and there are a lot of shitbags in the army and marine corps infantry

2019-05-09 13:13:42 UTC  

and that is not typical for how people act

2019-05-09 13:14:01 UTC  

maybe it's just the SSG in me but it was almost gross to watch

2019-05-09 13:48:40 UTC  

Oh! I was a cpl when left and I fuckibg WISH I could hit em with the big fucking OOOMPH

2019-05-09 13:49:31 UTC  

Though I was also a POG and watched an entire jet squadron go down for pot smuggling

2019-05-09 13:50:37 UTC  

It was mass execution for one of my FA18 squadrons, like 50 fuckers. Raped my metrics and I had to fend off other squadrons from raping their birds after, puckers were stealing parts left and right

2019-05-09 13:51:16 UTC  

So all in all a bad day for a Cpl doing and Gunny billet for Aviation Material Screening Unit

2019-05-09 13:51:39 UTC  

Cant tell you how many fucking officers I had to tell piss off

2019-05-09 14:19:36 UTC  

man getting attached to JSOC as a line infantryman was probably the best thing in my career

2019-05-09 14:19:52 UTC  

less big army bullshit

2019-05-09 14:20:07 UTC  

less retards and shitbags

2019-05-09 15:01:59 UTC  

So I suppose that Joker is my new nickname now? Lol

2019-05-09 15:02:19 UTC  

No. You’re still a maggot