Message from @AKAlexei

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2019-05-08 01:44:05 UTC  

and the fact that i'm about to do a third enlistment

2019-05-08 01:44:10 UTC  

to go EOD

2019-05-08 01:44:21 UTC  

i hope i die at Eglin for my autism

2019-05-08 01:44:36 UTC  

Man fuck that. I got out and make like 3x the amount of money and all I do is run a bomb dog

2019-05-08 01:44:56 UTC  

And not for any government agency either

2019-05-08 01:45:00 UTC  

yeah i believe ya

2019-05-08 01:45:07 UTC  

somedays i wonder what would have happened

2019-05-08 01:45:19 UTC  

but beyond all the bitching i do like being in

2019-05-08 01:45:25 UTC  

i just can't physically do 11B anymore

2019-05-08 01:46:13 UTC  

at least not without a real bonafide out of the wire combat deployment

2019-05-08 01:46:27 UTC  

shit then idgaf how bad my everything hurts i'd go in a sec lmao

2019-05-08 01:46:57 UTC  

Lol I hear ya.

2019-05-08 13:22:00 UTC  

Shit i finished my exams this week only 3 more to go

2019-05-08 18:17:09 UTC  

@AKAlexei how was the meps

2019-05-08 22:48:16 UTC  

Just got home

2019-05-08 22:48:26 UTC  


2019-05-08 22:48:37 UTC  

you ever get chow lol

2019-05-08 22:48:42 UTC  

So do they do the lobotomy for you guys there or when you get to MCRD?

2019-05-08 22:49:34 UTC  

It was as expected; hurry up and wait, go here, go there, etc. The food was excellent. Lobotomy comes as soon as you enter Parris Island. Contract is signed, everything is in order, all that's left is to pick my MOS, and then I ship in December

2019-05-08 22:49:52 UTC  

Congrats amigo!

2019-05-08 22:50:08 UTC  

Got a high af score on the ASVAB and all the other tests so I'm qualified for pretty much everything too. Lots o' choices

2019-05-08 22:50:35 UTC  

Still thinking playing Joker in real life and doing combat camera?

2019-05-08 22:51:03 UTC  

Very much so. My SSgt said he could easily write me an MOS contract for it

2019-05-08 22:51:59 UTC  

Sweet. You see that new documentary from gravitas with all the footage that usmc cam guy did?

2019-05-08 22:52:20 UTC  

Combat Obscura? Not yet, but I wanna

2019-05-08 22:52:21 UTC  

Also, at least you’re not motor-t

2019-05-08 22:52:34 UTC  

Yeaaaaaaah that one. Bro that’s fucking deployment life lol

2019-05-08 22:52:42 UTC  


2019-05-08 22:54:09 UTC  

Y’all be good. Gotta go look for shit that goes boom

2019-05-08 22:54:22 UTC  

Hell yeah

2019-05-08 22:55:41 UTC  

yee haw

2019-05-08 22:55:49 UTC  

and congrats man

2019-05-08 22:55:57 UTC  


2019-05-08 23:11:02 UTC  

Just remember to get your brain back once you get out

2019-05-08 23:23:45 UTC  

You know I will

2019-05-09 05:34:20 UTC  

Joker or bust, Neighbor

2019-05-09 05:51:02 UTC  

Combat obscura is terrible

2019-05-09 05:51:21 UTC  

Just 30 minutes of dumbasses smoking pot in Kandahar fields

2019-05-09 05:52:23 UTC  

And like 5 minutes at the end of one moron doing shit he was trained not to do in combat

2019-05-09 12:16:26 UTC  

Yeah it was a shitbag marine unit that was filmed

2019-05-09 12:16:36 UTC  

It was pretty stupid