Message from @Thomatorr, King of Ohio
Discord ID: 619206804664221715
I want a viking burial
the flaming boat and all
@насильственное убийство no shit we actual gave one of the boys a viking funeral pyre
If I ever have a son I want him to pour my ashes in the forge and make a sword with my name on it
I'll be a fucking ghost sword
Buuuuuut, at the same time, before they set my body ablaze, I want strippers there to entertain the boys
wow thats pretty metal
I A N
Cremate me then scatter my ashes in the woods. Then tell everyone the Forrest is haunted
@Thomatorr, King of Ohio if youbever get yeeted have him forge the ghost sword and go for vengance. I want my son to do the same
Real talk. I want people to party at my funeral and remember the life I lived
I just wanna be tossed innawoods so i can become mushroom food and tear someones ass up
Become one with the fungus hivemind
@Hellhound6 I just want a quiet service, little speech maybe, then party for my close allies and brothers
Or you can get you body turned into a diamond. Either make a pretty baller pommel piece or inlaid in a set of pistol grips
@Foxhound I feel that
I more or less meant that at the wake, my boys better be chugging Jameson and swapping stories about me. You only die if you're forgotten
yes
Yay free from work
I don't partake but im not against the idea
Where do ya work @tacticaltrap
I take car of a bed and breakfast
Care*
We had a wedding today I had to prep for
Fuck I hate weddings @tacticaltrap I recently worked at an upscale restaurant that did weddings and wine tastings
They're okay at my work
@Thomatorr, King of Ohio Here's a few more from wasteland
Typically small 30 people tops type place
See, because I want to be cremated I want the end of my little party to be people going into the woods and finding somewhere peaceful for me to rest. Nice little patch of woods be a stream or something with a little plaque.
"Here rests *insertnamehere*, may he find peace eternal, wherever he is." Or something.
Tbh I probably think about my own death too much.
@Foxhound doomer but I dig it
Motrality is a natural part of life
Not really doomer is it? We all die eventually, at least I know what I want for when I'm gone
Giving you shit lil borther
Doomer is "waaaaah wahhhhh life is hard we all die". I just have an idea of how I want to be remembered. Something small. Somewhere peaceful.
I know borther
MY sorta dude and I wanna be trees next to eachother when we die