Message from @Thomatorr, King of Ohio
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Still am now
fucking RIP
@Sir Harndes I mean they snap crackle n pop but yeah
But did you recover?
Yes of course
Or I wouldnt have been able to do the shit ive done lol
We'll get one of those deer stand backpacks and we'll cart you around. You are the missile guy while another does the melee shit lol
Well my case was cause I was born with my knees a little bit too high
Nah man im going on 27 with a body of an 80yr old
Fucked up spine, destroyed knees, messed up wrist, fucked up shoulder
Yut get some lmao
Dw Merc we'll get you a really nice nursing home
Fuck you, I just someone to throw hand grenades at me for the rest of my life
fuck that he deserves the ditch
I mean if that option sounds bad we can always just pop you and bury you in the woods
Nah bury me at sea
I want a viking burial
the flaming boat and all
@насильственное убийство no shit we actual gave one of the boys a viking funeral pyre
If I ever have a son I want him to pour my ashes in the forge and make a sword with my name on it
Buuuuuut, at the same time, before they set my body ablaze, I want strippers there to entertain the boys
wow thats pretty metal
I A N
Cremate me then scatter my ashes in the woods. Then tell everyone the Forrest is haunted
@Thomatorr, King of Ohio if youbever get yeeted have him forge the ghost sword and go for vengance. I want my son to do the same
Real talk. I want people to party at my funeral and remember the life I lived
I just wanna be tossed innawoods so i can become mushroom food and tear someones ass up
Become one with the fungus hivemind
@Hellhound6 I just want a quiet service, little speech maybe, then party for my close allies and brothers
Or you can get you body turned into a diamond. Either make a pretty baller pommel piece or inlaid in a set of pistol grips
@Foxhound I feel that
I more or less meant that at the wake, my boys better be chugging Jameson and swapping stories about me. You only die if you're forgotten
yes
Yay free from work
Can I drop a fat joint in your casket for afterlife blazing ?
I don't partake but im not against the idea
Where do ya work @tacticaltrap
I take car of a bed and breakfast
Care*