the flaming boat and all

@насильственное убийство no shit we actual gave one of the boys a viking funeral pyre

If I ever have a son I want him to pour my ashes in the forge and make a sword with my name on it

I'll be a fucking ghost sword

Buuuuuut, at the same time, before they set my body ablaze, I want strippers there to entertain the boys

wow thats pretty metal

I A N

Cremate me then scatter my ashes in the woods. Then tell everyone the Forrest is haunted

@Thomatorr, King of Ohio if youbever get yeeted have him forge the ghost sword and go for vengance. I want my son to do the same

Real talk. I want people to party at my funeral and remember the life I lived

I just wanna be tossed innawoods so i can become mushroom food and tear someones ass up

Become one with the fungus hivemind

@Hellhound6 I just want a quiet service, little speech maybe, then party for my close allies and brothers

Or you can get you body turned into a diamond. Either make a pretty baller pommel piece or inlaid in a set of pistol grips

@Foxhound I feel that

I more or less meant that at the wake, my boys better be chugging Jameson and swapping stories about me. You only die if you're forgotten

yes

Yay free from work

Can I drop a fat joint in your casket for afterlife blazing ?

I don't partake but im not against the idea

Where do ya work @tacticaltrap

I take car of a bed and breakfast

Care*

We had a wedding today I had to prep for

Fuck I hate weddings @tacticaltrap I recently worked at an upscale restaurant that did weddings and wine tastings

They're okay at my work

@Thomatorr, King of Ohio Here's a few more from wasteland

Typically small 30 people tops type place

See, because I want to be cremated I want the end of my little party to be people going into the woods and finding somewhere peaceful for me to rest. Nice little patch of woods be a stream or something with a little plaque.

"Here rests *insertnamehere*, may he find peace eternal, wherever he is." Or something.

Tbh I probably think about my own death too much.

@Foxhound doomer but I dig it

Motrality is a natural part of life

Not really doomer is it? We all die eventually, at least I know what I want for when I'm gone

Giving you shit lil borther

Doomer is "waaaaah wahhhhh life is hard we all die". I just have an idea of how I want to be remembered. Something small. Somewhere peaceful.

I know borther

MY sorta dude and I wanna be trees next to eachother when we die

I wish I still had it but there was a company that made a little pagan-esque shrine with a locater on it. You could give the code to your loved ones so they could find your memorial if you wanted to be buried in the woods like I do. I liked the idea