Oof

Big oof

I was retarded as a teenager

Are they ok now?

Still am now

fucking RIP

@Sir Harndes I mean they snap crackle n pop but yeah

But did you recover?

Yes of course

Or I wouldnt have been able to do the shit ive done lol

We'll get one of those deer stand backpacks and we'll cart you around. You are the missile guy while another does the melee shit lol

Well my case was cause I was born with my knees a little bit too high

Nah man im going on 27 with a body of an 80yr old

Fucked up spine, destroyed knees, messed up wrist, fucked up shoulder

Yut get some lmao

Dw Merc we'll get you a really nice nursing home

Fuck you, I just someone to throw hand grenades at me for the rest of my life

fuck that he deserves the ditch

I mean if that option sounds bad we can always just pop you and bury you in the woods

Nah bury me at sea

I want a viking burial

the flaming boat and all

@насильственное убийство no shit we actual gave one of the boys a viking funeral pyre

If I ever have a son I want him to pour my ashes in the forge and make a sword with my name on it

I'll be a fucking ghost sword

Buuuuuut, at the same time, before they set my body ablaze, I want strippers there to entertain the boys

wow thats pretty metal

I A N

Cremate me then scatter my ashes in the woods. Then tell everyone the Forrest is haunted

@Thomatorr, King of Ohio if youbever get yeeted have him forge the ghost sword and go for vengance. I want my son to do the same

Real talk. I want people to party at my funeral and remember the life I lived

I just wanna be tossed innawoods so i can become mushroom food and tear someones ass up

Become one with the fungus hivemind

@Hellhound6 I just want a quiet service, little speech maybe, then party for my close allies and brothers

Or you can get you body turned into a diamond. Either make a pretty baller pommel piece or inlaid in a set of pistol grips

@Foxhound I feel that

I more or less meant that at the wake, my boys better be chugging Jameson and swapping stories about me. You only die if you're forgotten

yes

Yay free from work

Can I drop a fat joint in your casket for afterlife blazing ?