Damn near resident that refused to evacuate chernobyl

ok, but silver lining is no lines for the ferris wheel

Me and my ten arms enjoy the freedom

got a good mindcraft pick up line that got me punched

oh shit, lets hear it

"Ayy gurl, ya may think I'm a Creeper now, but wait until ya see my Ender Dragon baby"

Whack

Is your virginity a random dirt block? Because im a fucking enderman

shoulda gone with diamond sword

Good advice 🤣

I agree

Woulda got to hit, not gotten hit

Smashed like a diamond pickax

Smashed like a gold sword after two hits

Shattered. Reduced to atoms

Already drinking and it's not even noon yet

A true man of culture

man I wish. work sucks

I bet man people in this college annoyed me too much this morning motherfuckers don't have any sense of respect

bruh, I'm so glad I got my degree and got out. I was already well into the fuck it stage

Copley is for retards

take it from me, a professional dropout

Im pretty good at that myself

oh yeah I know. That piece of paper dosent mean I learned anything, I just needed it for work tbh

Like me outta hs, I never bothered tbh.

I member when I could airsoft consistently

This is the first game in months

Bruh

tbh, airsoft looks/sounds like fun

But

Buuuuuut

it is. I roll with a gas powered PKM

Hawt

Its gotten to the point where I'm the opposite of a tryhard. I rock a mix of Soviet and Crusader gear

Neat

Do you remove much kebab? or is kebab in removing you?

yes

Ah good

Shortnik approves

ay fam