Minecraft is basically life

Fucking (((creepers)))

especially the glow in the dark kind

Thats a little scary

Trynna glow like a legendary ghoul from fallout 4- ghostemane

nah bruv, Im keeping them rads in check. Barely even at 3.6

Im horrible at not having rads

Damn near resident that refused to evacuate chernobyl

ok, but silver lining is no lines for the ferris wheel

Me and my ten arms enjoy the freedom

got a good mindcraft pick up line that got me punched

oh shit, lets hear it

"Ayy gurl, ya may think I'm a Creeper now, but wait until ya see my Ender Dragon baby"

Whack

Is your virginity a random dirt block? Because im a fucking enderman

shoulda gone with diamond sword

Good advice 🤣

I agree

Woulda got to hit, not gotten hit

Smashed like a diamond pickax

Smashed like a gold sword after two hits

Shattered. Reduced to atoms

Already drinking and it's not even noon yet

A true man of culture

man I wish. work sucks

I bet man people in this college annoyed me too much this morning motherfuckers don't have any sense of respect

bruh, I'm so glad I got my degree and got out. I was already well into the fuck it stage

Copley is for retards

take it from me, a professional dropout

Im pretty good at that myself

oh yeah I know. That piece of paper dosent mean I learned anything, I just needed it for work tbh

Like me outta hs, I never bothered tbh.

I member when I could airsoft consistently

This is the first game in months

Bruh

tbh, airsoft looks/sounds like fun

But

Buuuuuut

it is. I roll with a gas powered PKM

Hawt