Are you Dana V2?

@SufferBuddy Idk man, you might be able to uplift Dana

his main problem is that he thinks he can't get a GF

I mean

but I've seen a pic of him, and he's not UGLY, he's just a bit average-looking

I'm pretty sure 99.99% of people on here are at least average-looking

@SufferBuddy Even you 😘

I'm trying to get him to interact with @JackH670 as they go to the same uni

lolwat

But shhhh

Don't tell Jack

what the fuck

No, I am actually not that good looking, but I am very stoic and talk like your dad.

wow, that's one hell of a coincidence

@Mikey u wot

Oh no!

GUISE RUN

So I tend to attract the women that I don't want.

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@SufferBuddy Idk man, I think you're selling yourself short

@SufferBuddy sounds like a bear

You've summoned him.

No, trust me.

Like I am very aware of my short comings and flaws. I know where I succeed and the shit I do that women like.

@SufferBuddy I'll shag you, don't worry

~~I've pretty much blown it with the 2 or 3 chicks that liked me in 9th and 10th grade~~ <:why:462286147473637407>

God, I was a hell of a lot more autistic when I was younger

@SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck I think we all can look back and know where we fucked up.

I'm still a bit autistic, just not nearly as bad

We need to look at our current moments and catch them

Imagine being even remotely autistic

I mean, one of the chicks was pretty fat, so I didn't exactly blow it......

When girls tell me shit they like about me at random I say "thank you" like a fucking looser

@Mikey Imagine being even remotely homosexual

EVERYTIME

STOP THIS ABUSE

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I'M CALLING THE POLICE

I mean, I had a chance to go to a dance in 9th-grade with this 6/10 or 7/10 chick (that was a friend of this other chick that I thought was hot) and my retarded ass just decided to play vidyagames that night

Sounds like me when I ghosted a 8/10 guy last year and he unmatched me about a week before we were going to go on our first date <:hypersmugon:544638648721604608>

There was this 3rd chick who was....fairly hot, I guess. Probably a 6/10. I basically admitted that I liked her to some friend of mine (that knew her) and my whole math-class was cheering me on, so it was pretty great tbh. I'm 99% sure she called me "daddy" at some point during whichever Science class I had in 10th grade 👌