Message from @SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck

Discord ID: 661257415945355268


2019-12-30 17:16:27 UTC  

<:poggers:583775485620781087>

2019-12-30 17:16:45 UTC  
2019-12-30 17:16:47 UTC  

I am everyone's frens, I fear no one.

2019-12-30 17:16:51 UTC  

🤗

2019-12-30 17:17:07 UTC  

You and Dana should become non-homo bumboy buddies <:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

2019-12-30 17:17:30 UTC  

Dana is a little too sad for me.

2019-12-30 17:17:42 UTC  

I need someone I can support and uplift.

2019-12-30 17:17:56 UTC  

I have a fetish for people's smiles.

2019-12-30 17:18:11 UTC  

People being happy, does a thing for me.

2019-12-30 17:18:22 UTC  

I wish Dana was more successful

2019-12-30 17:18:47 UTC  

Also Dana wants a little girl to kill him... So

2019-12-30 17:18:50 UTC  

Like not me?

2019-12-30 17:18:53 UTC  

<:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

2019-12-30 17:19:01 UTC  

Are you similar to Dana?

2019-12-30 17:19:09 UTC  

In terms of being pathetically depressed

2019-12-30 17:19:24 UTC  

Are you Dana V2?

2019-12-30 17:19:35 UTC  

@SufferBuddy Idk man, you might be able to uplift Dana

2019-12-30 17:19:44 UTC  

his main problem is that he thinks he can't get a GF

2019-12-30 17:19:58 UTC  

I mean

2019-12-30 17:20:03 UTC  

but I've seen a pic of him, and he's not UGLY, he's just a bit average-looking

2019-12-30 17:20:53 UTC  

I'm pretty sure 99.99% of people on here are at least average-looking

2019-12-30 17:21:00 UTC  

@SufferBuddy Even you 😘

2019-12-30 17:21:11 UTC  

I'm trying to get him to interact with @JackH670 as they go to the same uni

2019-12-30 17:21:17 UTC  

lolwat

2019-12-30 17:21:17 UTC  

But shhhh

2019-12-30 17:21:20 UTC  

Don't tell Jack

2019-12-30 17:21:26 UTC  

what the fuck

2019-12-30 17:21:27 UTC  

No, I am actually not that good looking, but I am very stoic and talk like your dad.

2019-12-30 17:21:32 UTC  

wow, that's one hell of a coincidence

2019-12-30 17:21:52 UTC  

@Mikey u wot

2019-12-30 17:21:56 UTC  

Oh no!

2019-12-30 17:22:02 UTC  

GUISE RUN

2019-12-30 17:22:06 UTC  

So I tend to attract the women that I don't want.

2019-12-30 17:22:17 UTC  

<:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

2019-12-30 17:22:19 UTC  

@SufferBuddy Idk man, I think you're selling yourself short

2019-12-30 17:22:23 UTC  

@SufferBuddy sounds like a bear

2019-12-30 17:22:27 UTC  

You've summoned him.

2019-12-30 17:22:30 UTC  

No, trust me.

2019-12-30 17:23:17 UTC  

Like I am very aware of my short comings and flaws. I know where I succeed and the shit I do that women like.

2019-12-30 17:24:16 UTC  

@SufferBuddy I'll shag you, don't worry

2019-12-30 17:24:22 UTC  

~~I've pretty much blown it with the 2 or 3 chicks that liked me in 9th and 10th grade~~ <:why:462286147473637407>