In the dark ages Spain had big beards and big boy numbers and alalalalala

That's like saying without George Washington America wasn't shit

In the dark ages spain was Muslim <:PepeLaugh:565528391336329216>

That's the joke

Caesar didnt kill enough gauls

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in the dark ages it was dark

In the dark ages true Spain remained unconquered by muslims

If you weren't aware

The kingdom of Asturias was a tiny strip of land on the North coast of spain

@Oskar the Grouch Wouldn't even rape her.

Over hundreds of years it co querwd the entirety of Hispania from the arabs

Nah spain got beat the fuck out till alfonso came along with his massive dong

africans didn't come into existence until the dark ages

And he cast out the Barbarian horde of islam

I'd like to think true Spain was also where the true Scotsmen lived

Meaning true Spaniards not French or Italians conquered Spain back for the spanish

Asturias was a strong kingdom despite it's tiny size and was the direct predecessor to Aragon, castille, and Portugal

waoh that's a lot of spanish nationalism

If you think the Arabs didn't have a permanent influence on Spain then u don't know the Spanish language

Spain had so much practice deleting inferiors they had a pretty easy time when they got to Americas.

franisco franco approves of asturias

That being said unlike glorious France the Spanish were too busy trying to win back their sub par land to be great in the middle ages

Ok mcsurrender francie

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England meanwhile spoke French and fought saracen hordes, expelled the jews, beat up the welsh and the scots <:PepeLaugh:565528391336329216>

Good times

Also why is alcohol an Arabic word but also Haram

white flags for days

FUCKKKKK YOUUUUU

Imagine having any french patriotism after ww2.

you have sinned on this server

Thats awfulll

Don't post that shit ffs

Thats hot

Someone ask Uksio why he has me blocked.

Don't make me get out the furry

The English were minor actors for most of medieval history

Honestly there are only two nations that had balls in Europe during world war 2- GB and Finland