OH SHIT OH FUCK

It was a Frenchie

Hey Tubby!

it had to have been

that's the only explanation as to why Dotty is so damn weird

@Laucivol
I can do that given someone brings him to me

because his weirdness is genetic

I’m not weird

I am

So Livid is black then

@Samaritan™ Nah, Algerian.

No, Sam

Hey, you hear that @livid_scrooge .. you're going on a trip to Canada!

That is nigger

@Samaritan™ you're black

His female ancestor must have been captured during a battle or something

Only from the waist down

I *will* have my answer.

Why am I going to Canada

@Samaritan™ I'm a centaur

@livid_scrooge Because Canada's nicer to minorities like you

You're a reverse centaur

From the waist up

@livid_scrooge paying me a visit
*Crack knuckles*

Your answers about Pandora's box have been.. inadequate.

Dotty, post DNA results

Sarah I could literally sit on you

NO SARAH NO you're going to give him flashbacks to his mom

Dotty is literally like 5'5 btw

He's shown me proof

6’1

he's a massive twink

Guess it's time to call some of my military contacts...

Well shit, I must be like 6'5 if he's like 6'1

Dotty you might as well just become a trap

Lauc do NOT threaten me

I know Sargon does the D&D thing... But I hope Rifts becomes an option someday.

You SHOULD become a trap, Dotty

Either you do it yourself or Sarha and Luci make you

I don't make threats.