goddamn, the milf in my statistics hmwk is pretty QT tbh

you'd hit that?

i'd hit that

I'd hit that.

and then i'd fuck it

Only if she didn't make my sandwich.

fast enough

I’d hit that repeatedly

@Sectator Pragmaticam Lex You're not in the middle, you're just at one end of your own axis 😉

To assert dominance

Let's be real, aren't we all?

I'll expect food whenever I want it or she sucks the pp

she needs to grow her hair out

i would find it hard to fuck a shorthair

@baiyn There's some pretty cute pixie haired girls

not if your mother has pixie hair there isn't

I'm not into pixie or short haired either

@baiyn Oh, mine never has so gotcha

yeah

She also has that southern twang

so

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Dude pixie/shorthair is the best

So fucking hot

how do you pull on it

and it's not hot

short hair means troubled woman

idk, seems kinda gay to me

Easily

They ain't bald

its basically fucking a man with tits

idk man, tomboys are hot af

she can still be a tomboy and have long hair dude

not if your mother is one

then it's strange

**slap**

And if they are bald just use a plunger

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