hello my pretties

i'm new here!

desmond is truly amazing, and brave

why masturbate when you can just find some bread

#bedthebread

i'm from the UK

i love my country

so progress

i would, Terry.

it is a thlippery thlope

but i don't know why i should care 😄

e-sex

ittsth thuper moitht

all of those sticky glutens

add me matroyshka

i feel we can be friends

i don't know

i'm retarded too

hi-yah!

let's have a mental battle over who's the strongest

i flip between hardline authoritarian on that and extremely libertarian so long as it's not pushed in my face

everyone needs a hobby matroyshka

and i need some opium

1 sec

i need no balance

i need one or the other

society will only permit one or the other

i must be a really old man then

maybe sucking dick is that fun

that it consumes the sucker

i love a theory, so long as it's about either God or bread

i'm not a migrant but i feel like one

let's go

do they really do that? i don't talk to gays

so it's cool insight to learn

virginity is the only way to go

i would never wish to damn my children into this world

and women to me are broadly unattractive

in the way that they act

i wish i could agree with you mialiah

yeah, i don't even find that i do when i don't, i look beneath the surface and oh-there's the same as every other;

they're already being mixed, moistbread

don't worry, us whiteys won't be around much longer 😛

no way matroyshka

why should they care

if they can't read they'll carry oral tradition

but do we mourn the death of the dodo?

and that obscuration starts with language

race mixing is not bound to happen

yeah there's more splintering to come

and who knows how it'll turn out? i'm no prophet

tons of violence, and i'm indifferent to who wins

naw, pro-science folks have a lot to learn about science

are the dolls hot?

lemme smash

but are the dolls hot

mhmmrmmmm

yes

that's inspiring

someone did Roohappeh

that guy who fucked the exhaust pipe

oooh

why would you shag a vacuum cleaner?

the suck isn't exactly

the suck i'm after

with a toy in that regard

hmm

i would if it was fun

i'm not ashamed to do what i want with inanimate objects

i haven't

but i was tempted after watching the apple pie comedy film

can you even fuck a stripper?

i'd rather shag a fruit

what's wrong with the maggots?

so he fucked a coconut

and got maggots on his dick

but the real question is, wouldn't he just be like "oh wriggling sensation. lovely"

you put maggots on a wound to clean it

it'd be like a bath + fun

a man bought a coconut and sexed it for the maggots and then screamed and cried like a girl

i'm not into maggots

but i am into soft, warm places

cuddles + maggots surely > maggots / cuddles

well on the bright side, the rotting meat

was probably very soft

i wouldn't like to cum that much though

once is enough, roll over and sleep

well that's the point isn't it

either i have a goal for the activity

or i don't

you can run out of snot in your nose

source: i pick my nose

after time yes

but you make it seem like... hrmm, you can cum over and over without waiting for semen to refill

damn, i was just eating some bread, and now i every time i chew i have crackling in my ear

fixed it!

i think smoking weed rots the brain

i don't think i've ever met someone who smokes weed who isn't A) extremely defensive of cannabis, B) extremely obsessed by cannabis, C) extremely focused on other people who intake cannabis, D) extremely focused on when next to smoke cannabis and E) full of shit, boring ideas that a child would say and F) doesn't read their own books/literature for fun, but smokes cannabis instead.

sounds like i've met a lot of stoners, period

and i've also taken the drug and remember what i was like