Message from @Blaster Master

Discord ID: 657965743186640946


2019-12-21 15:17:53 UTC  

@SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck I dunno man I wouldn't be fucking a lobster anyway

2019-12-21 15:18:24 UTC  

I had a weird dream today

2019-12-21 15:18:25 UTC  

A japanese "porn actress" got inseminated eggs into her, and it caused inflammation there

2019-12-21 15:18:26 UTC  

Orcas put bitch-ass sharks in their place

2019-12-21 15:18:38 UTC  

Those things burrow into the tissues apparently

2019-12-21 15:18:51 UTC  

Like they have spiral hooks to do so

2019-12-21 15:19:05 UTC  

I was apparently the president of the USA or something, sitting in my houses's kitchen in front of the table

2019-12-21 15:19:22 UTC  

The fucking Putin and some other dude enters the room

2019-12-21 15:19:41 UTC  

They shut the door in front of a lot of journalists

2019-12-21 15:19:42 UTC  

He start fucking your wife?

2019-12-21 15:19:49 UTC  

It was like a conference or something

2019-12-21 15:19:55 UTC  

Like, a closed meeting

2019-12-21 15:19:58 UTC  

I read a story about some guys that got drunk, maybe also high, somewhere and they wanted to prank their friend. So the put an eel up his ass. Ofc the eel tore up his insides and the guy died.

2019-12-21 15:19:59 UTC  

with 3 leaders

2019-12-21 15:20:03 UTC  

HE PISSED ON MY WIFE

2019-12-21 15:20:18 UTC  

Then he gave me scissors

2019-12-21 15:20:24 UTC  

SO I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT

2019-12-21 15:20:29 UTC  

And told me to "cut your disgusting nails"

2019-12-21 15:20:48 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633967804483371009/657965700517855232/aaaasdsdx.png

2019-12-21 15:20:50 UTC  

I went into the bathroom and started cutting my fingernails

2019-12-21 15:20:57 UTC  

what the fuck was that dream

2019-12-21 15:21:19 UTC  

Imagine fucking Vladimir Putin telling you to clip your disgusting nails

2019-12-21 15:21:26 UTC  

a commie made this but it's still funny

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633967804483371009/657965861516083210/123123123.png

2019-12-21 15:22:22 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633967804483371009/657966090898374684/unknown.png

2019-12-21 15:22:48 UTC  

@Blaster Master cut your nails

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633967804483371009/657966195269697569/JBP_tsundere_baka.png

2019-12-21 15:22:50 UTC  

Bucko

2019-12-21 15:22:51 UTC  

@Windleaf rapes

2019-12-21 15:23:06 UTC  

@Uksio guess what, I did that yesterday

2019-12-21 15:23:09 UTC  

Marinica with the spicy baseless accusations again

2019-12-21 15:23:31 UTC  

@MalinaKlaar are they giving you time off at the GRU safe-house for christmass?

2019-12-21 15:23:53 UTC  

I'm close enough to the Ukranian border, I can walk to your conspirative bunker house

2019-12-21 15:24:03 UTC  

And you can tell me all about the ebil ukranians

2019-12-21 15:24:09 UTC  

he is raping women in decentralised ways

2019-12-21 15:24:15 UTC  

decentralised ways

2019-12-21 15:24:16 UTC  

see

2019-12-21 15:24:24 UTC  

I wish I could smoke whatever the fuck you're smoking

2019-12-21 15:24:31 UTC  

Oh yes take my decentralized ass senpai

2019-12-21 15:24:34 UTC  

that is some shit

2019-12-21 15:24:51 UTC  

A month ago I met a girl at the bus station, talked a bit, walked home, and then she went "want to have sex"

2019-12-21 15:25:11 UTC  

Did you do it?