not like pregnant, they just hatched in her vagina and tried to come out

Orcas are brutal

@Blaster Master Not so hot <:why:462286147473637407>

@SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck I dunno man I wouldn't be fucking a lobster anyway

I had a weird dream today

A japanese "porn actress" got inseminated eggs into her, and it caused inflammation there

Orcas put bitch-ass sharks in their place

Those things burrow into the tissues apparently

Like they have spiral hooks to do so

I was apparently the president of the USA or something, sitting in my houses's kitchen in front of the table

The fucking Putin and some other dude enters the room

They shut the door in front of a lot of journalists

He start fucking your wife?

It was like a conference or something

Like, a closed meeting

I read a story about some guys that got drunk, maybe also high, somewhere and they wanted to prank their friend. So the put an eel up his ass. Ofc the eel tore up his insides and the guy died.

with 3 leaders

HE PISSED ON MY WIFE

Then he gave me scissors

SO I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT

And told me to "cut your disgusting nails"

I went into the bathroom and started cutting my fingernails

what the fuck was that dream

Imagine fucking Vladimir Putin telling you to clip your disgusting nails

a commie made this but it's still funny

@Blaster Master cut your nails

Bucko

@Windleaf rapes

@Uksio guess what, I did that yesterday

Marinica with the spicy baseless accusations again

https://tenor.com/view/we-shouldhave-sex-now-robert-downey-jr-rdj-gif-4807216

@MalinaKlaar are they giving you time off at the GRU safe-house for christmass?

I'm close enough to the Ukranian border, I can walk to your conspirative bunker house

And you can tell me all about the ebil ukranians

he is raping women in decentralised ways

decentralised ways

see

I wish I could smoke whatever the fuck you're smoking

Oh yes take my decentralized ass senpai