Message from @Uksio

Discord ID: 657965106247761930


2019-12-21 15:14:33 UTC  

The shit they spammed in emails?

2019-12-21 15:14:51 UTC  

It was some edgy art project in china or something

2019-12-21 15:15:06 UTC  

Or the woman fucking herself with a lobster and dying?

2019-12-21 15:15:14 UTC  

chinese eating babies is only shocking for us
Inside china they share those kinds of videos as funny memes

2019-12-21 15:15:33 UTC  

The Chinese do not respect life

2019-12-21 15:15:39 UTC  

Not at all

2019-12-21 15:15:47 UTC  

The woman fucking herself with a lobster was great

2019-12-21 15:16:02 UTC  

"Baby powder" means something else entirely in china

2019-12-21 15:16:14 UTC  

It was a fake story but how they framed it is perfect

2019-12-21 15:16:37 UTC  

@Blaster Master How does one DIE by fucking a lobster?

2019-12-21 15:16:39 UTC  

And you'd wish it was a joke, but it's made from aborted fetuses and probably children

2019-12-21 15:16:47 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633967804483371009/657964687077539900/1576688970079.webm

2019-12-21 15:16:54 UTC  

@SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck she apparently got pregnant with fish or something

2019-12-21 15:17:02 UTC  

lol, epic seal yeet

2019-12-21 15:17:04 UTC  

@Blaster Master that's hot <:ahegao:462286952335671296>

2019-12-21 15:17:20 UTC  

not like pregnant, they just hatched in her vagina and tried to come out

2019-12-21 15:17:21 UTC  

Orcas are brutal

2019-12-21 15:17:29 UTC  

@Blaster Master Not so hot <:why:462286147473637407>

2019-12-21 15:17:53 UTC  

@SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck I dunno man I wouldn't be fucking a lobster anyway

2019-12-21 15:18:24 UTC  

I had a weird dream today

2019-12-21 15:18:25 UTC  

A japanese "porn actress" got inseminated eggs into her, and it caused inflammation there

2019-12-21 15:18:26 UTC  

Orcas put bitch-ass sharks in their place

2019-12-21 15:18:38 UTC  

Those things burrow into the tissues apparently

2019-12-21 15:18:51 UTC  

Like they have spiral hooks to do so

2019-12-21 15:19:05 UTC  

I was apparently the president of the USA or something, sitting in my houses's kitchen in front of the table

2019-12-21 15:19:22 UTC  

The fucking Putin and some other dude enters the room

2019-12-21 15:19:41 UTC  

They shut the door in front of a lot of journalists

2019-12-21 15:19:42 UTC  

He start fucking your wife?

2019-12-21 15:19:49 UTC  

It was like a conference or something

2019-12-21 15:19:55 UTC  

Like, a closed meeting

2019-12-21 15:19:58 UTC  

I read a story about some guys that got drunk, maybe also high, somewhere and they wanted to prank their friend. So the put an eel up his ass. Ofc the eel tore up his insides and the guy died.

2019-12-21 15:19:59 UTC  

with 3 leaders

2019-12-21 15:20:03 UTC  

HE PISSED ON MY WIFE

2019-12-21 15:20:18 UTC  

Then he gave me scissors

2019-12-21 15:20:24 UTC  

SO I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT

2019-12-21 15:20:29 UTC  

And told me to "cut your disgusting nails"

2019-12-21 15:20:48 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633967804483371009/657965700517855232/aaaasdsdx.png

2019-12-21 15:20:50 UTC  

I went into the bathroom and started cutting my fingernails

2019-12-21 15:20:57 UTC  

what the fuck was that dream

2019-12-21 15:21:19 UTC  

Imagine fucking Vladimir Putin telling you to clip your disgusting nails

2019-12-21 15:21:26 UTC  

a commie made this but it's still funny

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633967804483371009/657965861516083210/123123123.png