Message from @Engineered Eldritch Catgirl
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Orcas put bitch-ass sharks in their place
Those things burrow into the tissues apparently
Like they have spiral hooks to do so
I was apparently the president of the USA or something, sitting in my houses's kitchen in front of the table
The fucking Putin and some other dude enters the room
They shut the door in front of a lot of journalists
He start fucking your wife?
It was like a conference or something
Like, a closed meeting
I read a story about some guys that got drunk, maybe also high, somewhere and they wanted to prank their friend. So the put an eel up his ass. Ofc the eel tore up his insides and the guy died.
with 3 leaders
HE PISSED ON MY WIFE
Then he gave me scissors
SO I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT
And told me to "cut your disgusting nails"
I went into the bathroom and started cutting my fingernails
what the fuck was that dream
Imagine fucking Vladimir Putin telling you to clip your disgusting nails
Bucko
@Windleaf rapes
@Uksio guess what, I did that yesterday
Marinica with the spicy baseless accusations again
@MalinaKlaar are they giving you time off at the GRU safe-house for christmass?
I'm close enough to the Ukranian border, I can walk to your conspirative bunker house
And you can tell me all about the ebil ukranians
he is raping women in decentralised ways
decentralised ways
see
I wish I could smoke whatever the fuck you're smoking
Oh yes take my decentralized ass senpai
that is some shit
A month ago I met a girl at the bus station, talked a bit, walked home, and then she went "want to have sex"
Did you do it?
Awkward shit, and she even managed to say it while I was finishing my sentence
Do the deed?