Somewhat true; nobody's believing your tits the size of watermelons aren't fake.

@SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck you believe this blasphemy

It's all about the thighs, butt, thigh gap and waist-to-butt ration

like gimme a ballpark percentage here

ratio*

Uksio is an ass-man.

ass is good

Big titties fill both my hands and my heart <:comfort:592107824826417204>

@nobuyuki so only cids can molest poni. Roger.

Remember kids, asses are for cushioning and grabbing, not fucking.

If you're a fag yes

based terry

But if you're chad you fug that booty

asses are for shits and gases

Don't stick your dick in a sewer, so you don't stick your dick in an ass.

Asses are for Jew Gasses <:hypersmugon:544638648721604608>

Anal sex is not gay

Everyone has a butthole

So it's neutral

whew

It really is that simple; you have a perfectly-functioning, purpose-evolved vagina for smashing; not an orifice that faecal-matter is evacuated from.

ight imma get my buddy derek and ill fuck him in the ass no homo

why is it that your ass can't get a yeast infection

abrahamic religions just dont like it because, just like pork in the old times, they didnt know how to prep it correctly

I peepeed your mom's bumbum and she didnt complain <:coolgon:549370575701803019>

if it's so filthy

hUUUuhuuh

Plus if you fuck her in the ass out of wedlock she'll still be a virgin till you marry her <:hypersmugon:544638648721604608>
If keeping it christian is your thing of course

https://youtu.be/v7iQlMDnyT4

@nobuyuki Ass has a higher-resistance to infection due to the nature of its purpose, but is more prone to tearing and spreading HIV because it's not meant for fucking.

If I am serial for a second, I would prefer pussy sex to anal 99% of the time.
Because a prospect of poop-on-the-dick makes me uneasy

I am sad when I tear ass

The ass is not meant for smashing, so do not smash.

one of the few reasons to genuinely apologize to someone

apologize for ripping butthole like a savage not for pounding

If putting your peepee in her ass is bad then putting your peepee in her vag is bad too cause women pee blood and guts out of ther vagina