Message from @Storin

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2019-12-02 07:36:30 UTC  

rings are to test skill

2019-12-02 07:36:33 UTC  

Not if the objective is to hit the shield <:pot_of_kek:544849795433496586>

2019-12-02 07:36:33 UTC  

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2019-12-02 07:36:35 UTC  

i am good

2019-12-02 07:36:37 UTC  

and u?

2019-12-02 07:36:45 UTC  

tired af

2019-12-02 07:36:51 UTC  

i c

2019-12-02 07:36:53 UTC  

sea air has killed me off

2019-12-02 07:37:00 UTC  

have you considered sleeping

2019-12-02 07:37:04 UTC  

You get:
1 point for a small break.
2 points for a full break.
3 points for sticking your lance on their lance and smashing both.

And yes, you have to aim for the shield. It’s a code of chivalry thing... not an exact *rule* per se.

2019-12-02 07:37:07 UTC  

I did last night

2019-12-02 07:37:08 UTC  

the ocean is pretty gay

2019-12-02 07:37:11 UTC  

Sleep is overrated.

2019-12-02 07:37:24 UTC  

Man fuck sleep

2019-12-02 07:37:25 UTC  

I'm sometimes still kinda said I passed up on this amazing 80s rocket <:smugon:512048583806025739>

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633966934622208031/650963717055447050/GetFile.png

2019-12-02 07:37:27 UTC  

Man i miss waffles. I wish i could get some

2019-12-02 07:37:28 UTC  

Its literally what the shield was designed for tbh

2019-12-02 07:37:31 UTC  

in rel jousting you aim for the chest and try to knock them off

2019-12-02 07:37:34 UTC  

and why its turned inwards

2019-12-02 07:37:37 UTC  

5 points for balls shots, 15 for headshot

2019-12-02 07:37:38 UTC  

No you aim for the shield

2019-12-02 07:37:38 UTC  

what gay ass rule changes have been wrought

2019-12-02 07:37:49 UTC  

in pansy jousting maybe

2019-12-02 07:37:52 UTC  

Fuck your pretty gay jousting.

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2019-12-02 07:37:57 UTC  

The shield is specifically designed to take the lance shot even in medieval jousting

2019-12-02 07:37:58 UTC  

You get three points for knocking the guy off his horse, as well as winning the horse.

2019-12-02 07:38:13 UTC  

@Lucienne d'Anwyl honey do we have the waffle iron downstairs...ill make you a batch if you make the batter

2019-12-02 07:38:16 UTC  

Because the shield that is used is specifically for jousting

2019-12-02 07:38:17 UTC  

the shield is to protect your arm

2019-12-02 07:38:22 UTC  

Not that one

2019-12-02 07:38:30 UTC  

the goal of the game is to unhorse your opponent

2019-12-02 07:38:30 UTC  

Its curved inwards in the middle to take the lance

2019-12-02 07:38:51 UTC  

and to prevnt your arm from breaking

2019-12-02 07:38:53 UTC  

NO cummies in the batter this time though @Lucienne d'Anwyl <:angrypepe:497157904743268363>

2019-12-02 07:38:57 UTC  

A Knight's Tale is a pretty fun film.

2019-12-02 07:39:04 UTC  

the real goal of jousting was to fuck them royal blood bitches because as we all know with great power comes great big booty bitches

2019-12-02 07:39:11 UTC  

@Goodwood of Dank™ agreed
It is a fun film

2019-12-02 07:39:20 UTC  

i dunno why id cum in food

2019-12-02 07:39:25 UTC  

Heath Ledger is the star.

2019-12-02 07:39:26 UTC  

it seems unsanitary