Message from @A Big Gay Baby

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2019-12-02 08:08:03 UTC  

I think I remembered part of that thing I mentioned earlier, some dude was traveling with his armor on and he fell face first into some water and he drowned before they could pull him back up, presumably because his armor was actually too heavy for him and his entourage to lift

2019-12-02 08:08:23 UTC  

he was fat then

2019-12-02 08:08:38 UTC  

Yea thats impossible dude unless he was built like a fridge

2019-12-02 08:08:38 UTC  

i mean there are people who would drown naked because they were too heavy to lift

2019-12-02 08:08:51 UTC  

frederick barbarossa

2019-12-02 08:08:54 UTC  

Armour on a normal 150lbs person is only about 30KG/65lbs (so 210lbs approx)

2019-12-02 08:08:58 UTC  

the emperor of the holy roman emperor

2019-12-02 08:09:01 UTC  

on the third crusade

2019-12-02 08:09:04 UTC  

drowned in a river

2019-12-02 08:09:12 UTC  

presumably because he was wearing armour

2019-12-02 08:09:15 UTC  

you can't swim in armor

2019-12-02 08:09:17 UTC  

and likely cost christendom the holy land

2019-12-02 08:09:20 UTC  

because he was retarded

2019-12-02 08:09:23 UTC  

and drowned in a river

2019-12-02 08:09:34 UTC  

richard the third alone kicked saladins asshole

2019-12-02 08:09:40 UTC  

That might have been it

2019-12-02 08:09:53 UTC  

with botht he germans and french he couldve raped the arabs so hard they started finding women attractive again

2019-12-02 08:10:04 UTC  

if he fell in deep water yeah he was fucked

2019-12-02 08:10:13 UTC  

i dunno botu deep water

2019-12-02 08:10:16 UTC  

twas just a river

2019-12-02 08:10:26 UTC  

have you seen rivers?

2019-12-02 08:10:57 UTC  

there is a river a mile from my house that gets to be 8 feet deep when it rains

2019-12-02 08:11:05 UTC  

and it's not even the main fork

2019-12-02 08:11:44 UTC  

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwd2ZEav2vE I mean you can swim in chainmail, doubt plate though tbh without training

2019-12-02 08:11:50 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633966934622208031/650972377076989962/270px-SilifkeKale4.png

2019-12-02 08:11:54 UTC  

river he drowned in

2019-12-02 08:11:57 UTC  

And even chainmail the dude was knackered

2019-12-02 08:12:02 UTC  

bridges back then wouldve been a lot lower

2019-12-02 08:12:13 UTC  

in fairness the dude was in his 60s when he died

2019-12-02 08:12:48 UTC  

with rivers the depth usually isnt the dangerous part

2019-12-02 08:12:49 UTC  

You can slowly wade through water and pray it doesn’t go above your mouth

2019-12-02 08:12:49 UTC  

its a gundam got a new thot video about alinity <:pot_of_kek:544849795433496586>

2019-12-02 08:12:50 UTC  

its the current

2019-12-02 08:12:54 UTC  

that's a no bullshit river, probably a good 10 feet deep at least right there

2019-12-02 08:13:02 UTC  

Little puppet jerking it to twitch number one thot

2019-12-02 08:13:03 UTC  

maybe

2019-12-02 08:13:06 UTC  

This talk has made me want to play kingdom come again

2019-12-02 08:13:07 UTC  

could be flat bottomed tho

2019-12-02 08:13:09 UTC  

you never know

2019-12-02 08:13:18 UTC  

old rivers can get shallow and wide

2019-12-02 08:13:19 UTC  

I mean, the amount of people drowning without wearing armour is astonishing as it is, and competent swimmers too. So I don't doubt a deep enough river can do the job to someone in armor