Message from @Lucienne d'Anwyl

Discord ID: 650972384668549130


2019-12-02 08:08:51 UTC  

frederick barbarossa

2019-12-02 08:08:54 UTC  

Armour on a normal 150lbs person is only about 30KG/65lbs (so 210lbs approx)

2019-12-02 08:08:58 UTC  

the emperor of the holy roman emperor

2019-12-02 08:09:01 UTC  

on the third crusade

2019-12-02 08:09:04 UTC  

drowned in a river

2019-12-02 08:09:12 UTC  

presumably because he was wearing armour

2019-12-02 08:09:15 UTC  

you can't swim in armor

2019-12-02 08:09:17 UTC  

and likely cost christendom the holy land

2019-12-02 08:09:20 UTC  

because he was retarded

2019-12-02 08:09:23 UTC  

and drowned in a river

2019-12-02 08:09:34 UTC  

richard the third alone kicked saladins asshole

2019-12-02 08:09:40 UTC  

That might have been it

2019-12-02 08:09:53 UTC  

with botht he germans and french he couldve raped the arabs so hard they started finding women attractive again

2019-12-02 08:10:04 UTC  

if he fell in deep water yeah he was fucked

2019-12-02 08:10:13 UTC  

i dunno botu deep water

2019-12-02 08:10:16 UTC  

twas just a river

2019-12-02 08:10:26 UTC  

have you seen rivers?

2019-12-02 08:10:57 UTC  

there is a river a mile from my house that gets to be 8 feet deep when it rains

2019-12-02 08:11:05 UTC  

and it's not even the main fork

2019-12-02 08:11:44 UTC  

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwd2ZEav2vE I mean you can swim in chainmail, doubt plate though tbh without training

2019-12-02 08:11:50 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633966934622208031/650972377076989962/270px-SilifkeKale4.png

2019-12-02 08:11:54 UTC  

river he drowned in

2019-12-02 08:11:57 UTC  

And even chainmail the dude was knackered

2019-12-02 08:12:02 UTC  

bridges back then wouldve been a lot lower

2019-12-02 08:12:13 UTC  

in fairness the dude was in his 60s when he died

2019-12-02 08:12:48 UTC  

with rivers the depth usually isnt the dangerous part

2019-12-02 08:12:49 UTC  

You can slowly wade through water and pray it doesn’t go above your mouth

2019-12-02 08:12:49 UTC  

its a gundam got a new thot video about alinity <:pot_of_kek:544849795433496586>

2019-12-02 08:12:50 UTC  

its the current

2019-12-02 08:12:54 UTC  

that's a no bullshit river, probably a good 10 feet deep at least right there

2019-12-02 08:13:02 UTC  

Little puppet jerking it to twitch number one thot

2019-12-02 08:13:03 UTC  

maybe

2019-12-02 08:13:06 UTC  

This talk has made me want to play kingdom come again

2019-12-02 08:13:07 UTC  

could be flat bottomed tho

2019-12-02 08:13:09 UTC  

you never know

2019-12-02 08:13:18 UTC  

old rivers can get shallow and wide

2019-12-02 08:13:19 UTC  

I mean, the amount of people drowning without wearing armour is astonishing as it is, and competent swimmers too. So I don't doubt a deep enough river can do the job to someone in armor

2019-12-02 08:13:35 UTC  

tbh most people drown because they panic

2019-12-02 08:13:36 UTC  

people drown in river because theyre retarded and dont know how to swim

2019-12-02 08:13:39 UTC  

or swim at night

2019-12-02 08:13:47 UTC  

@Storin true true