Message from @A Big Gay Baby

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2019-12-02 08:05:15 UTC  

men at arms still wore armour

2019-12-02 08:05:18 UTC  

🤷

2019-12-02 08:05:28 UTC  

The knights were executed afterwards instead of ransomed (which was unusual) and the Americans held a mock trial and found Henry V guilty of war crimes <:pot_of_kek:544849795433496586>

2019-12-02 08:05:53 UTC  

theyd convict the french of warcrimes too for mutilating english prisoners

2019-12-02 08:05:59 UTC  

And in the day of chivalry the English knights refused to partake in executing French nobility, however the peasantry and Men at Arms had no qualms

2019-12-02 08:06:21 UTC  

that's against a bullshit helmet

2019-12-02 08:06:30 UTC  

I’d be a knight’s qt squireboi and polish his sword <:ahegao:462286952335671296>

2019-12-02 08:06:46 UTC  

you'd be his thot woman <:SmugPepe:510408646807519233>

2019-12-02 08:06:47 UTC  

>shows off how awesome helmet would be

2019-12-02 08:06:51 UTC  

>first hit makes a huge dent

2019-12-02 08:07:01 UTC  

non lethal dent

2019-12-02 08:07:02 UTC  

>youd end up retarded if you didnt die from it

2019-12-02 08:07:14 UTC  

it's a bullshit helmet

2019-12-02 08:07:15 UTC  

tbh that is a shitty larp helmet

2019-12-02 08:07:18 UTC  

not even hardened steel

2019-12-02 08:07:29 UTC  

it's riveted ffs

2019-12-02 08:07:29 UTC  

Just look at how its designed the amount of weakpoints is shoddy

2019-12-02 08:07:57 UTC  

the point is that it doesn't dent further than the arming cap's padding

2019-12-02 08:08:03 UTC  

I think I remembered part of that thing I mentioned earlier, some dude was traveling with his armor on and he fell face first into some water and he drowned before they could pull him back up, presumably because his armor was actually too heavy for him and his entourage to lift

2019-12-02 08:08:23 UTC  

he was fat then

2019-12-02 08:08:38 UTC  

Yea thats impossible dude unless he was built like a fridge

2019-12-02 08:08:38 UTC  

i mean there are people who would drown naked because they were too heavy to lift

2019-12-02 08:08:51 UTC  

frederick barbarossa

2019-12-02 08:08:54 UTC  

Armour on a normal 150lbs person is only about 30KG/65lbs (so 210lbs approx)

2019-12-02 08:08:58 UTC  

the emperor of the holy roman emperor

2019-12-02 08:09:01 UTC  

on the third crusade

2019-12-02 08:09:04 UTC  

drowned in a river

2019-12-02 08:09:12 UTC  

presumably because he was wearing armour

2019-12-02 08:09:15 UTC  

you can't swim in armor

2019-12-02 08:09:17 UTC  

and likely cost christendom the holy land

2019-12-02 08:09:20 UTC  

because he was retarded

2019-12-02 08:09:23 UTC  

and drowned in a river

2019-12-02 08:09:34 UTC  

richard the third alone kicked saladins asshole

2019-12-02 08:09:40 UTC  

That might have been it

2019-12-02 08:09:53 UTC  

with botht he germans and french he couldve raped the arabs so hard they started finding women attractive again

2019-12-02 08:10:04 UTC  

if he fell in deep water yeah he was fucked

2019-12-02 08:10:13 UTC  

i dunno botu deep water

2019-12-02 08:10:16 UTC  

twas just a river

2019-12-02 08:10:26 UTC  

have you seen rivers?

2019-12-02 08:10:57 UTC  

there is a river a mile from my house that gets to be 8 feet deep when it rains