Message from @Goddess Tyche

Discord ID: 651414440260009994


2019-12-03 13:23:18 UTC  

They not only arrested the birb

2019-12-03 13:23:33 UTC  

They also protecc its identitny <:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

2019-12-03 13:24:30 UTC  

It's but a silly shenanigan compared to the full yeet-o-cliff that happense in UK though

2019-12-03 13:24:33 UTC  

The first one is great. Put the Dad on the boat in which he is swept away perhaps clutching the tusk fucking around when Dad says be careful

2019-12-03 13:24:47 UTC  

Bird crime is on the rise

2019-12-03 13:25:48 UTC  

Just sayin crows make up population

2019-12-03 13:25:50 UTC  

Society

2019-12-03 13:25:54 UTC  

the face of a hardened criminal

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633966934622208031/651413800523923457/Screenshot_739.png

2019-12-03 13:26:10 UTC  

I want one

2019-12-03 13:26:26 UTC  

Although I would prefer to have a smart corvid

2019-12-03 13:26:35 UTC  

I think magpies are a detriment to the economy

2019-12-03 13:26:40 UTC  

Alas... corvids need a special permit in Germany

2019-12-03 13:26:55 UTC  

I mean to keep them as pets

2019-12-03 13:27:21 UTC  

Why tho

2019-12-03 13:27:34 UTC  

TFW German police arresting crows who don't have ID

2019-12-03 13:27:49 UTC  

All animals should carry ID

2019-12-03 13:28:05 UTC  

I technically agree with this.

2019-12-03 13:28:22 UTC  

All pets have to have an ID in Germany

2019-12-03 13:28:25 UTC  

Demand that pets have RFID chips.

2019-12-03 13:28:27 UTC  

Unironically

2019-12-03 13:28:43 UTC  

I think a lanyard around neck is more humane

2019-12-03 13:28:47 UTC  

There should be like

2019-12-03 13:28:58 UTC  

ID is attached either to a subcutaneous ID chip or to a tattoo number on the skin of an animal

2019-12-03 13:29:02 UTC  

Laws that apply in urban zones ye

2019-12-03 13:29:52 UTC  

Cause fuck my farm cats won't be having an id I barely know how many of them are there :p

2019-12-03 13:30:18 UTC  

Who the fuck is going to rfid the pidgeons

2019-12-03 13:30:45 UTC  

Need mini lanyards

2019-12-03 13:30:48 UTC  

Well, if you keep it as a pet, you'll want to.

2019-12-03 13:31:00 UTC  

I'd fit my pidgeon with a GPS as well.

2019-12-03 13:31:18 UTC  

Maybe it draws a dick sometime.

2019-12-03 13:31:59 UTC  

So can check all critters to make sure all paperwork is in order

2019-12-03 13:32:34 UTC  

Papers Please!

2019-12-03 13:33:15 UTC  

Need RFID all insects though

2019-12-03 13:33:37 UTC  

@ShimShamWhamBam german pigeons from the pens are carrying an ID ring on the leg and an RFID chip

2019-12-03 13:35:35 UTC  

Classic Deutchland getting their pidgeons in a rowπŸ₯πŸ₯πŸ””

2019-12-03 13:36:29 UTC  

@Goddess Tyche The pigeons that belong to uni stuttgart are routinely fitted with GPS to get the data

2019-12-03 13:36:30 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633966934622208031/651416473318981634/default_steve.gif

2019-12-03 13:36:40 UTC  

Nice.