Message from @Dearthvader
Discord ID: 655334126714617866
Listen
When I was a young boy
My father took me into the city
You were retarded
But that's not your fault
All kids are retarded noobs of life and some eventually grow out of it
```My name is lancelout. When I was 6 years old, it was discovered that I had a serious brain illness: poopy stinky. What is this medical anomaly, you may ask? well, it is a rather serious condition, I am afraid. It is where every hour, on the hour mind you, I begin to scream. The screaming lasts for 3 to 4 minutes before I involuntarily pull down my pants and underwear to ankle length (providing my footwear acomadates) and shoot a 15 foot stream of hot steaming dirrahea from my anus into the air. The stream can last for about a minute or so before it ends, leaving blood spouting from my anus hold as I lay their helpless and humiliated. Sadly, even with the progress of modern medicine, nothing has worked. I even tried speaking about it to the political discord Athens, but was bullied mocked and called "gay". AH, the life of a disabled person is not easy!```
Jews become hyper jewssss
I am highly skilled at improv stories
this one however is true
the lancelout one
(((( reported )))
its not a copy pasta if I wrote it LOL
For copy pasta and being improv faggit
beased on your life's tru storey`?
yeiis
Fake news that's far more moderate than labour
HAHAHAHHAHA good
Oof
lancelout cannot hide from his medical issues
we should be a more supportive group
really imagine having that happen every hour
must me rather painful, poor lad
Sadiq reads like someone tried to write Adidas backwards but made a typo in the process
Nahkqidas
Bend the knee Communist faggot.
Come on bro. She's not worth it. Lets go.
A legit doggo brotha dragging a gatto brotha from a brawl
The world is pure and wholesome
it has its moments
Also its real
Can you fill out the bingo from yesterday?