Message from @Krisemann

Discord ID: 657576312348606474


2019-12-20 13:15:05 UTC  

Germans especially western germans in the Palatinate, Franconia and Bavaria are especially plump

2019-12-20 13:15:06 UTC  

Germany is ranked 77 in the world

2019-12-20 13:15:08 UTC  

for obesity lmao

2019-12-20 13:15:13 UTC  

bruh

2019-12-20 13:15:19 UTC  
2019-12-20 13:15:26 UTC  

GB numba wun for fat peeps <:PepeLaugh:565528391336329216>

2019-12-20 13:15:35 UTC  

hah

2019-12-20 13:15:50 UTC  

only reason they put G in GB

2019-12-20 13:19:33 UTC  

cahina numba waaan *gets great leap forwarded*

2019-12-20 13:26:04 UTC  

So I watched the first two episodes of the Netflix Witcher series thus far
Take this with a dose of salt as I have neither played the games nor read the books.

Henry Caville has carried Geralt quite well thus far. His acting is convincing (for what little I know of the character) and his scenes have been decently to well-written. His choreography is cool and at least _looks_ plausible and is definitely performed well by Caville, although not always clearly visible and his extensive use of a longsword in reverse-/icepick grip is very questionable.

Everything else is passable at best and most of that is on the lower end of passable.
Every fight scene _other_ than Geralt's has been mindless at best. There was a massive battle in the first episode and both sides immediately broke formation to randomly charge and engage in a chaotic melee. One royal got sniped by an archer (also not buying that someone could reliably snipe such a small target at that distance with the draw weight of medieval warbows; also, the presence of burgeonets coupled with an absence of firearms is highly suspicious) in his unhelmeted face to which the other distraught royal responds by _removing her own helmet_ and weeping.

||The diversity quota is less than I feared, although it is definitely there. Four black people and counting, although only one is definitely one of any importance with one other possible important character. However, a Sub-Saharan African elf makes precisely 0% sense, especially given that the show itself has established that elves are indigenous to this clearly-European continent and predominantly Caucasian-like.
There have also been a few characters whose ethnicity I really was unclear on. Middle Eastern, Indian, perhaps one of the Caucasian-Mongolian-peoples that live along the steppes and edges of eastern Europe, or a cross-breed? Idk. While the bulk of the cast is still white, there is enough artificial diversity to notice.||

2019-12-20 13:26:06 UTC  

The acting aside from Caville's is passable, although generally not anything spectacular. Only one other character's writing thus far has gotten me invested whatsoever and even they not enough that I would likely bother without Geralt.

2019-12-20 13:27:42 UTC  

Actually the movie is about incels, the guardian told me so

2019-12-20 13:28:36 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633966934622208031/657575075440230441/Screenshot_20191220-082734_Instagram.jpg

2019-12-20 13:29:58 UTC  

Good job Instagram

2019-12-20 13:30:01 UTC  

first legendary from the dlc ay

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633966934622208031/657575432111259668/unknown.png

2019-12-20 13:30:21 UTC  

bonus corrosive when continually firing weapons

2019-12-20 13:31:13 UTC  

the dlc is about this giant space station casino that traps people inside that gets near it and the goal is to steal the casino itself

2019-12-20 13:31:22 UTC  

neat

2019-12-20 13:33:20 UTC  

IM HOME

2019-12-20 13:33:30 UTC  

or at least back in my hometown

2019-12-20 13:33:38 UTC  

holy fuck man

2019-12-20 13:33:53 UTC  

ive missed this place

2019-12-20 13:37:59 UTC  

>Ive already got like a million bux from looting the busted slot machines everywhere

2019-12-20 13:42:01 UTC  

I have a feeling that Im going to have to go through like literal paywalls

2019-12-20 13:42:42 UTC  
2019-12-20 13:43:25 UTC  

@Krisemann Yeah, that "returning home" sensation is very palpable.

2019-12-20 13:43:55 UTC  

I end up getting a shiteating grin when I'm driving through Chicago as a result. >.>

2019-12-20 13:44:20 UTC  

Chicago... <:pepehands:378719408367075333>

2019-12-20 13:44:44 UTC  

Alexa, play "In the ghetto"

2019-12-20 13:45:38 UTC  

I have encountered my first door that requires money to open

2019-12-20 13:45:53 UTC  

Pay walls <:PepeSmug:586616084904542248>

2019-12-20 13:46:10 UTC  

theres a red chest behind it

2019-12-20 13:47:55 UTC  

oh man I can see the shift code torgue christmas ar being extremely powerful with the blast master class mod for moze (up to +100% splash damage the longer you dont reload, the gun refills its mag on kills)

2019-12-20 13:49:46 UTC  

Ok nerd, get in the locker

2019-12-20 13:50:06 UTC  

man whiskey tango foxtrot is a fuckin good shield

2019-12-20 13:50:55 UTC  

I have a chance on taking damage of shooting out bombs and mine also has a fire nova part and a damage boost charge part

2019-12-20 13:52:13 UTC  

theyre more like sticky proximity mines

2019-12-20 13:57:03 UTC  

>a blackjack chest

2019-12-20 13:57:03 UTC  

good

2019-12-20 13:57:35 UTC  

you have to play blackjack and spend money to get to 21 to make the chest good