Wait until you suck me off

That's the real red herring

@PureEvilPie You first

Phoar

https://tenor.com/view/be-quiet-homo-gif-10540781

Her legs

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Five

There are five frames.

whats with this sassy, lost child?

If I was a kid, I would dress up as a flagelant

@SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck LOOK AT THAT MEAT

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T H I C C

She can crush my head with her thighs any day

Fuck, Marry, Kill (The Expanse version)

Bobbie, Lucia, Chandra

Sex is political.

I keep tellin yall robot puss is great

Doens't matter how much makeup you put on it

I'm not fucking the roomba

Oooh no Shadman came to life...

You think she politely asks passengers to not smell her thighs when she does this?

wow

I would eat her

slag

@SideTracker those exercises are pretty good tbh. We used to do what our Platoon Sergeant called "Ass Punch PT"

then I would crash the plane

heheheehheheh

But youre gay remember

oh yes

sorry

@Jack of Trades

I FoRgEt SoMeTiMeS

Essentially, hundreds each of donkey kicks, fire hydrants, squats, leg lifts

She should just suck some dick

It was absolutely brutal and I'd walk funny for days after