FEDPOSTING

We got contacted by the Discover Channel for a documentary feature.

@Doctor Mayhem you get the FED 🏆 for siegepoasting. 👏

Sorry fam. Not gonna happen. No journos.

Maybe they just want to make a reality show about PF?

@Doctor Mayhem Was... this you?

First Name: Shiva God of Death
Email: [email protected]
Age: 18
State: Alaska
Political Ideology: Read Siege
drugs: No
Religion: Lighting and the Sun
Why Join: Kill Kikes and niggers
Skills: Can give free swastika tattoos
Manifesto: No

I could be a star! 🎥 ✡

😄

Trick's on these kids, YOU don't READ SIEGE

SIEGE READS YOU!

Tell them that you'll do it, but only if you get to choose who produces the documentary. Then get together a bunch of /ourguys/.

^Tell them you want Mel Gibson on it!

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That's... not really how it works. If we want our stuff out there, we'll eventually make our own documentary. These folks are not worth interacting with.

I say we let him join because he gives free tats

I know I'm just midnight shitposting.

READ SIEGE
SMOKE METH
CONVERT TO ISLAM
KILL THE DMV CLERK
HAIL RODGER

Broke: Siege poasting
Woke: Mike "Lord of Thunder" Pence poasting

I think we're all obviously shitpoasting.

But seriously, @Thomas Ryan here's my agent's number...give it to them!

Anyone want to voice?

@Deimos-MI No.

We don't talk to journalists. Ever. Full stop. End of story.

Hey

Here's a fun one

"A guy who goes by "Doctor Mayhem" is our representative from Patriot Front." At this point, I stand there, stare blankly and barely move. I look sedated. I don't answer questions , just stare. Of course, I'm wearing a nazi mad scientist outfit and a set of dark welding goggles. Have a chainsaw for some odd reason.

Just as the interview is about to be shut down because the journalists get no material they can work with, I burst up and scream, "OPTICS!" then walk out of the room

Sorry, multitasking, can't voice when multitasking.

What if we don't "talk" to them, but use sign language or shieeet?

communicate via hand paintings?

No. We don't talk to journalists. Ever. Full stop. End of story.

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You copied and pasted that!

This is one case where you can't play clever

What if I talk with my fist?

Yes, because it's still true.

Optics bruh.

Fists ain't pretty

Allowing yourself to be interviewed at all means you're essentially going into a fight completely on their terms with your arms and legs tied up.

Everyone loves hand paintings tho... 😄