Message from @Dick Kickem

Discord ID: 279485060913037312


2017-02-10 05:31:30 UTC  

Jeez man

2017-02-10 05:31:37 UTC  

what?

2017-02-10 05:31:47 UTC  

Again, boys and their toys

2017-02-10 05:31:51 UTC  

what's wrong with trying to double the HP of my old SUV?

2017-02-10 05:31:53 UTC  

Not that Im complaing

2017-02-10 05:32:00 UTC  

k

2017-02-10 05:32:09 UTC  

It's just...

2017-02-10 05:32:12 UTC  

I love this thing

2017-02-10 05:32:17 UTC  

cuz it's my first car

2017-02-10 05:32:35 UTC  

and prolly my grandpa's second to last car cuz the one he replaced it with is prolly his last

2017-02-10 05:32:36 UTC  

Dont blame you

2017-02-10 05:32:47 UTC  

cuz he is almost 90.....

2017-02-10 05:32:49 UTC  

No harm in having fun with something the first time

2017-02-10 05:33:07 UTC  

I honestly dont know how my grandpa can still drive

2017-02-10 05:33:10 UTC  

it's scary

2017-02-10 05:33:19 UTC  

cuz like, everyone he knew is dead

2017-02-10 05:33:27 UTC  

Some people at that age still have it

2017-02-10 05:33:29 UTC  

The focus is real

2017-02-10 05:33:35 UTC  

And their stubborn to let it go

2017-02-10 05:33:38 UTC  

and he just drives and goes golfing like it's just not even unusual

2017-02-10 05:33:51 UTC  

lol that reminds me

2017-02-10 05:34:02 UTC  

he basically asked me to find him his car to replace mine, right?

2017-02-10 05:34:05 UTC  

so I did

2017-02-10 05:34:38 UTC  

here were his requirements: red, fits his golfclubs, SUV he can sit in without bending over too much to get in because he's old

2017-02-10 05:34:45 UTC  

and that was it

2017-02-10 05:34:55 UTC  

....it took me about 15 mins

2017-02-10 05:35:00 UTC  

Some people have simple tastes xD

2017-02-10 05:35:05 UTC  

yeh

2017-02-10 05:35:13 UTC  

...so I went overboard

2017-02-10 05:35:23 UTC  

and he got a 2013 ford edge limited

2017-02-10 05:35:30 UTC  

with ALL THE THINGS

2017-02-10 05:35:38 UTC  

cuz it was still cheaper than he expected

2017-02-10 05:36:00 UTC  

cuz i found a steeply discounted off-lease

2017-02-10 05:36:15 UTC  

The chat was better when it was restricted

2017-02-10 05:36:37 UTC  

go butt-chug sriracha

2017-02-10 05:36:41 UTC  

anyway

2017-02-10 05:36:53 UTC  

....great I just laughed at my own insult

2017-02-10 05:36:57 UTC  

like, out loud

2017-02-10 05:37:06 UTC  

Its okay, me too man

2017-02-10 05:37:13 UTC  

I hope I didn't wake anyone

2017-02-10 05:37:29 UTC  

I mean Ive heard better insults from 12 year olds