Or whichever this one is

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mini USB was pretty comfy.

For bigger more stationary stuff, like headphone mixamp or label maker. Why use the tiny delicate plug on those?

Oh, and on that gyroscopic screwdriver. Why the fuck is that micro. It's a tool, it'll get abused, don't put the smallest fucking plug you can find on it.

Unironically use 3.5mm Jacks for data

so you can store data on casette tapes, duh

Because matt is a contrarian

That's what my handheld oracle at work uses to pull data from the vending machines. I meant to say *i* unironically use it, not that it should be the standard

https://www.dsvendinginc.com/p-7875-ds555-motorola-mc70mc75-series-handheld-unit-dex-cable-better-then-oem.aspx

Me being an alcoholic is an old meme. Matt being a boomer is a new hotness

<:30yo:589183955752845332> I'm gonna be a dad

Good job communicating your a point effectively then

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We can only pray that Matt being fats will also become an old meme

I'm 275 now, what should my goal be for April when the baby is born, John?

blocking matthew was one of the most useless things i've done so far since he just drags around his cringe everywhere he goes

why someone would want to talk to him is far beyond me

This guy gets it.

>fun

Remember that you're talking to a pedophile right now. Maybe not bring up childhood.

My scale does it through passing a current through my feet.

why do you need to know how much you weigh

It's either 33-35%.

I'm a tubby hubby 😘

im talking to matthew

it's not like he's gonna need to know how much he lost or gained

so what's the point

I'll lose 1 lb for every good post you've made here.

18 lbs? So basically 260

Being as fat as I am is, *work*. I don't have to exercise to lose weight. I have to eat to maintain it. I won't let you down. Daddy.

260, by April. Gotcha.

Losing half my ass would be more than the agreed on 18 lbs.

>being overweight in the first place

25 % is borderline overweight, and considering how sedentary most of you are, it's not okay

the fuck am I saying

BMI, not bf%

25 % bf is the border too?

funny, that.

maybe by design?

just speculation