Message from @Gustavus Adolphus
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got like a dozen for $1 each
**KHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!**
East side of the river had the most amazing thing I'd ever seen.
A fucking mead specialty shop.
this place had so many different makers, man
but a week after I found it, it fucking closed its doors
Khorne’s axe is ready
Yeah but all of them are fucking IPA drinkers
Rip
**KILL, MAIM, BURN**
its parent company, some beekeepers supply boutique, never hired a CFO, so all their creditors pulled the fuck out at once
Fucking IPAniggers
Meanwhile, I'm going to trigger your OCD.
**BREAK THEIR BACKS**
@BrandonChimaria (。◕‿◕。✿) geez that’s ugly
@Edelgard von Hresvelg IPAliens
Kek
If you ever find yourself in central pen come to UPS freight on the Carlisle pike. There’s a literal prostitution ring there. They find an empty trailer and do you
@BrandonChimaria (。◕‿◕。✿) What the fuck are they trying to run in there? A Supercomputer?
**KHORNE CARES NOT FROM WHENCE THE BLOOD FLOWS, ONLY THAT IT DOES**
they tryin to build the probability drive
**KILL IPALIENS**
@Gustavus Adolphus fucking WHAT
and by the time I get there, a police sting would have closed it all down
get Jokerfaic there ASAP
so he's not a thirsty lil virgin for the rest of his life
I'd rather get a real woman instead of a thot
Ok I’m done
@excursion12 (redha, richtginger) true that
because the universe is just begging me to punch out early
Oh yeah an old bitch, and two other middle age clerks run a mini prostitution business mainly for the drivers
From wha I hear it’s 50 for a BJ and 200 for the real deal
prostitutes are nasty, never understood the appeal personally
from the sounds of it you've just never gone without female attention for longer than you're comfortable with
But Sue the old bitch runs it all
She is the one that finds the empty trailers and sets it all up
But if you got 200 to spend one of the girls isn’t to bad looking, around 28
Hmmm I wonder if I would get a finders fee 🤔