Message from @Jokerfaic

Discord ID: 635681435407220756


2019-10-21 03:28:43 UTC  

so it wasn't 100% bad

2019-10-21 03:28:44 UTC  

@SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck LOL, I'm not surprised

2019-10-21 03:28:46 UTC  

Plenty of niggers fighting there

2019-10-21 03:28:49 UTC  

(really old ones from the 1940s)

2019-10-21 03:28:53 UTC  

got em for cheap

2019-10-21 03:28:59 UTC  

Portland's mayor literally openly supports Antifa

2019-10-21 03:28:59 UTC  

got like a dozen for $1 each

2019-10-21 03:29:01 UTC  

**KHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!**

2019-10-21 03:29:06 UTC  

East side of the river had the most amazing thing I'd ever seen.

A fucking mead specialty shop.

2019-10-21 03:29:24 UTC  

this place had so many different makers, man

2019-10-21 03:29:39 UTC  

but a week after I found it, it fucking closed its doors

2019-10-21 03:29:54 UTC  

Khorne’s axe is ready

2019-10-21 03:29:54 UTC  

Yeah but all of them are fucking IPA drinkers

2019-10-21 03:30:07 UTC  

Rip

2019-10-21 03:30:09 UTC  

**KILL, MAIM, BURN**

2019-10-21 03:30:09 UTC  

its parent company, some beekeepers supply boutique, never hired a CFO, so all their creditors pulled the fuck out at once

2019-10-21 03:30:16 UTC  

Fucking IPAniggers

2019-10-21 03:30:36 UTC  

Meanwhile, I'm going to trigger your OCD.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633967804483371009/635681313227014164/unknown.png

2019-10-21 03:30:37 UTC  

**BREAK THEIR BACKS**

2019-10-21 03:30:50 UTC  
2019-10-21 03:31:04 UTC  
2019-10-21 03:31:10 UTC  

Kek

2019-10-21 03:31:43 UTC  

If you ever find yourself in central pen come to UPS freight on the Carlisle pike. There’s a literal prostitution ring there. They find an empty trailer and do you

2019-10-21 03:31:48 UTC  

@BrandonChimaria (。◕‿◕。✿) What the fuck are they trying to run in there? A Supercomputer?

2019-10-21 03:31:57 UTC  

**KHORNE CARES NOT FROM WHENCE THE BLOOD FLOWS, ONLY THAT IT DOES**

2019-10-21 03:32:03 UTC  

they tryin to build the probability drive

2019-10-21 03:32:08 UTC  

I work there and can give you the right names

2019-10-21 03:32:15 UTC  

**KILL IPALIENS**

2019-10-21 03:32:16 UTC  

@Gustavus Adolphus fucking WHAT

2019-10-21 03:32:21 UTC  

and by the time I get there, a police sting would have closed it all down

2019-10-21 03:32:21 UTC  

get Jokerfaic there ASAP

2019-10-21 03:32:29 UTC  

so he's not a thirsty lil virgin for the rest of his life

2019-10-21 03:32:33 UTC  

I'd rather get a real woman instead of a thot

2019-10-21 03:32:34 UTC  

Ok I’m done

2019-10-21 03:32:53 UTC  

because the universe is just begging me to punch out early

2019-10-21 03:33:14 UTC  

Oh yeah an old bitch, and two other middle age clerks run a mini prostitution business mainly for the drivers

2019-10-21 03:33:47 UTC  

From wha I hear it’s 50 for a BJ and 200 for the real deal

2019-10-21 03:33:50 UTC  

prostitutes are nasty, never understood the appeal personally

2019-10-21 03:34:14 UTC  

from the sounds of it you've just never gone without female attention for longer than you're comfortable with

2019-10-21 03:34:52 UTC  

But Sue the old bitch runs it all