Neither of them bruh @Spooky Melon

@ur mom college which one has more money

neither of them are cool?

wow

will be 'boomer hell' ^100

why are you friends with uncool people

lol leftie

@ur mom college suck of one of them and the other can have the girl

Or is there a transgender soviet?

aren't they all soviet?

Wait what

I mean it's going to be the woman's choice right

I mean I kinda like her too but after discovering this I’m just gonna back off lmao

begging to be dominated

@wave silly wave

soviet

or gay

@ur mom college fuck that go and get her

Transgender Viking?

@ur mom college heres the solution, right: root for the friend who's cooler, unless you really like her to the point of cucking them both

they would have been slaugthtered

or if you think you have a chance compared to them

Pillage your insides instead of your feelings

Watch that movie a beautiful mind

Their best option is for neither of them to go for the girl

wouldn't he be retarded on line?

One of them actually broke up with their old gf cause they like her I’m like bruh

Pillage the girl @ur mom college

Make like a Viking

sounds like a version of the criminal's dilemia, @wave

@ur mom college bruh you do that after you know you have her for sure

you dont do that beforehand

dumbass friend

IKR he’s retarded

otherwise, you literally play yourself

@ManAnimal prisoners dilemma and also that movie is about the life of John Nash

typically, dumber and bigger hence chad go hand and hand

if a guy is dum, odds are he can kick your ass without breaking a sweat

@ManAnimal not necessarily

some dumb guys are rather weak

or short