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Apparently if Eris didn't get stopped, that apple would've been given to a sea nymph
Zeus' daughter, coincidentally <:smugay:593502151758708776>
Nymphs are supposed to be beautiful mind you
Who was prophesied to become greated than Zeus himself, so he wed her to some old dude to get rid of her
Or was that a zeus' lover? Ok now I'm not sure. Point is, nymph. Apple. Didn't happen.
Ganymede is still the best mythological story, fight me
Zeus is just being Zeus in it again
Ironic how Hades is the only likable good guy of the gods
@ryvergate Ganymede story? Which one? <:thinkgon:560211224923734026>
literally the only good wholesome love story
my gf just bought the entire collection of berserk so far
like berserk is cool and all
but $1400 can u fuckin calm down
Ok, I looked it up. The nymph was a lover of Zeus and their *son* was supposed to become greater than his father. So that's why she ended up with an old dude.
how about callisto
The whole "Trojan noble family's son being the most beautiful (male) human so even Zeus gets horny and makes him the cupbearer of the Gods so he can fuck him but Hera gets mad so he turns him into a moon stuff @Xaverius
tl:dr, zeus fucked traps
TFW Greeks
The most sympatethic god is Hephaestus, as he just sits in his volcano basement all day and overclocks swords
Greeks: it his not homosexual if you refrain from accosting the phallus
it was only gay if you were a receiver
yeah man prison rules
I think we can all agree that indeed the Greeks needed some of those Christian Values back in the day
Imagine not giving the golden apple to Tyche.
SMH
And then Jesus came and said "Miss Me with that Greek Gay Shit!"
christcucks ruined greece tbh
dont blame Christianity for what Islam did lad
tbh the christians destroyed many temples and works of art
then they built the best one
islam even kept some of the plays and some of the shit philosophers said
Christianity destroyed/heavily modified entire ethnic cultures and religions of Europe
:feelsvargman
And also various literature, temples and statues etc.
wutwut
who summons swarożne mienie
😛
Not racist just don't like em