Message from @Ciru

Discord ID: 625587129053085706


2019-09-23 06:31:28 UTC  

😢

2019-09-23 06:32:16 UTC  

I might pass on that level of shock. I am but a lowly guardsman.

2019-09-23 06:33:36 UTC  

That's why they have the pornoslate tablets for people who can't handle the REAL THING! Awaken, my quivering abs!

2019-09-23 06:34:26 UTC  

In a perfect world, men like me would not exist.

2019-09-23 06:34:30 UTC  

Yes, Primarch, you are right. I cannot handle the real thing. Please stop advertising it to me. Also, we are in the middle of combat with a greater daemon of Khorne, and you are being distracting.

2019-09-23 06:34:34 UTC  

**But this is not a perfect world**

2019-09-23 06:36:41 UTC  

Last nights uprising was fun.

2019-09-23 06:36:42 UTC  

Look here, look listen! Appearing to have no soul only works for blanks, so stop giving advice on something you know nothing about! <:Vult:442416670284316672> <:wingsmile:596924689993957377> <:realtalk:596599949773242399> <:Vult:442416670284316672>

2019-09-23 06:37:35 UTC  

<:gunpoint:597206444592463872> <:BIGBRAIN:501101491428392991>

2019-09-23 06:38:34 UTC  

Far as I've seen, blanks don't give advice.
Outside of efficient suicide methods of course.

2019-09-23 06:40:55 UTC  

Fucking Richard! You are the most ignorant guardsman I have ever worked with! Now be quiet while I eat my Erikas chili made by a beautiful read headed Krieg woman! <:chili:595981468287762452> <:Vult:442416670284316672> <:pepsican:595982481929273374>

2019-09-23 06:41:37 UTC  

That's nice, sir. I'm gonna fuck off and call reinforcements and a bombardment.

2019-09-23 06:42:52 UTC  

Khorne can't handle my glistening abs, they turn even the most perverted slaneeshi daemon into a loyal sister of battle, just by the sheer faith in the emperor of mankind (the perfect man) they inspire!

2019-09-23 06:43:39 UTC  

( _Distant volume_ ) Yeah, you tell'em, boss!

2019-09-23 06:44:36 UTC  

Oh Malal is coming to say hi....... *fucking emo*

2019-09-23 06:57:53 UTC  
2019-09-23 06:58:18 UTC  

Is he wearing a tsm shirt?!

2019-09-23 06:59:15 UTC  

He does wear a shirt

2019-09-23 06:59:38 UTC  

okay fuck it, this desperately needs to be shared

2019-09-23 06:59:54 UTC  

rich bastards are literally buying the silence of COMEDIANS

2019-09-23 07:00:25 UTC  

please show other people. so this hilarious DESTRUCTION of this RICH FAT BASTARD with FACTS AND LOGIC can be more known about.

2019-09-23 07:00:49 UTC  

clive palmer is a fatty mcfuckface.

2019-09-23 07:01:02 UTC  

remember

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/613767975614283832/625587403880529940/iu.png

2019-09-23 07:01:48 UTC  

no but in my country there is no right to free speech which means billionaires can sue comedians for calling them "fatty mcfuckface" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmJ7CSRRCDM

2019-09-23 07:01:54 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/613767975614283832/625587618381430784/image_7.jpg

2019-09-23 07:07:03 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/613767975614283832/625588923464155146/tumblr_prgu9iAgAY1ryk7g8o2_1280.png

2019-09-23 07:08:38 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/613767975614283832/625589321721970688/2Q.png

2019-09-23 07:11:15 UTC  

who?

2019-09-23 07:11:27 UTC  

The buff

2019-09-23 07:11:37 UTC  

naked people?

2019-09-23 07:11:46 UTC  

The nudists

2019-09-23 07:12:00 UTC  

the wiggly willies

2019-09-23 07:12:40 UTC  

you fucking Mongols

2019-09-23 07:12:44 UTC  

What about supporting the CUK?