Message from @Ciru
Discord ID: 625587061457682442
Need you have some degree of internalized homoerotic fantasy if you can even jerk yerself off.
I wonder how long Malcador is going to pretend to be this "Mike Pence" guy, he hasn't even given me anal shock therapy like he promised
😢
I might pass on that level of shock. I am but a lowly guardsman.
That's why they have the pornoslate tablets for people who can't handle the REAL THING! Awaken, my quivering abs!
In a perfect world, men like me would not exist.
Yes, Primarch, you are right. I cannot handle the real thing. Please stop advertising it to me. Also, we are in the middle of combat with a greater daemon of Khorne, and you are being distracting.
**But this is not a perfect world**
Last nights uprising was fun.
Look here, look listen! Appearing to have no soul only works for blanks, so stop giving advice on something you know nothing about! <:Vult:442416670284316672> <:wingsmile:596924689993957377> <:realtalk:596599949773242399> <:Vult:442416670284316672>
<:gunpoint:597206444592463872> <:BIGBRAIN:501101491428392991>
Far as I've seen, blanks don't give advice.
Outside of efficient suicide methods of course.
Fucking Richard! You are the most ignorant guardsman I have ever worked with! Now be quiet while I eat my Erikas chili made by a beautiful read headed Krieg woman! <:chili:595981468287762452> <:Vult:442416670284316672> <:pepsican:595982481929273374>
That's nice, sir. I'm gonna fuck off and call reinforcements and a bombardment.
Khorne can't handle my glistening abs, they turn even the most perverted slaneeshi daemon into a loyal sister of battle, just by the sheer faith in the emperor of mankind (the perfect man) they inspire!
( _Distant volume_ ) Yeah, you tell'em, boss!
Oh Malal is coming to say hi....... *fucking emo*
Is he wearing a tsm shirt?!
He does wear a shirt
rich bastards are literally buying the silence of COMEDIANS
please show other people. so this hilarious DESTRUCTION of this RICH FAT BASTARD with FACTS AND LOGIC can be more known about.
clive palmer is a fatty mcfuckface.
remember
no but in my country there is no right to free speech which means billionaires can sue comedians for calling them "fatty mcfuckface" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmJ7CSRRCDM
who?
The buff
naked people?
The nudists
the wiggly willies