Message from @Samaritan

Discord ID: 598995778446557224


2019-07-11 21:53:17 UTC  

the ones giving her several hundred dollars a month are definitely not 15

2019-07-11 21:53:23 UTC  

Y'never know

2019-07-11 21:53:24 UTC  

you cant report Belle to the IRS. She's in the UK

2019-07-11 21:53:28 UTC  

kids are sneaky fucks

2019-07-11 21:53:46 UTC  

(my little brother just stole his phone from under my mother's nose even though he's on a 2-week grounding)
He also managed to sneak a $100 walmart giftcard from me, oddly enough (I still don't fucking know how he did it lmfao)

2019-07-11 21:53:55 UTC  

Belle is a slow motion train crash

2019-07-11 21:54:00 UTC  

Then report her for not having a TV License, then, Britbongs.

2019-07-11 21:54:15 UTC  

And go on with your day.

2019-07-11 21:54:25 UTC  

I’m not supposed to have my phone rn

2019-07-11 21:54:29 UTC  

lmfao

2019-07-11 21:54:35 UTC  

tbh she's not doing anything wrong
Aside from being a thot anyways

2019-07-11 21:54:47 UTC  

Well, at least you're not grounded for a month @Modz-WingzZ....right?

2019-07-11 21:54:55 UTC  

By the time she's 21 or 22, she'll already be set for life

2019-07-11 21:54:55 UTC  

Not technically

2019-07-11 21:54:57 UTC  

No

2019-07-11 21:54:58 UTC  

so I think she'll be fine

2019-07-11 21:55:09 UTC  

She's already 19 or 20,

2019-07-11 21:55:11 UTC  

20 most likely

2019-07-11 21:55:12 UTC  

I know

2019-07-11 21:55:22 UTC  

I think she's 19

2019-07-11 21:55:28 UTC  
2019-07-11 21:55:34 UTC  

LMFAO

2019-07-11 21:55:34 UTC  

why

2019-07-11 21:55:39 UTC  

Why are we talking about thots when we should talk about

B A Y O N E T S

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598761542200197120/598995847195131917/Dank_George_Pickett_Meme.png

2019-07-11 21:55:43 UTC  

A guy I knew as a kid spent $100 in 1996 on game cartridges for nintendo
That is equivalent of like $300 modern money

2019-07-11 21:55:45 UTC  

<:hypersmugon:544638648721604608>

2019-07-11 21:55:59 UTC  

> the original microtransaction

2019-07-11 21:56:06 UTC  

300 USD's like the price of a Nintendo Switch IIRC

2019-07-11 21:56:10 UTC  

bayonets are gay

2019-07-11 21:56:15 UTC  

it is pretty crazy that games have been the same price for 30 years

2019-07-11 21:56:15 UTC  

combat knives are where its at

2019-07-11 21:56:25 UTC  

Bayonets are just knives for gays tbh

2019-07-11 21:56:25 UTC  

Oh, I forgot to mention tha the stole those $100 form his parents

2019-07-11 21:56:27 UTC  

Make you think tbh

2019-07-11 21:56:28 UTC  

the only acceptable bayonet is the combat knife afixed to the barrel

2019-07-11 21:56:35 UTC  

She won't be set for life if she doesn't manage her money properly, most people to get rich fast lose it all fast as well. No money handling skills

2019-07-11 21:56:48 UTC  

Anyways...

2019-07-11 21:57:06 UTC  

Sorry thots aside

2019-07-11 21:57:16 UTC  

Can we all agree that Tim Pool looks like Edd?

2019-07-11 21:57:22 UTC  

Yes