Message from @Samaritan

Discord ID: 598995666571755520


2019-07-11 21:52:50 UTC  

Just bucking buy a pornhub premium FFS

2019-07-11 21:52:54 UTC  

I'm sure some of them are much older

2019-07-11 21:53:00 UTC  

Oh, definitely

2019-07-11 21:53:02 UTC  

Praise the lord

2019-07-11 21:53:07 UTC  

Fucking losers I swear

2019-07-11 21:53:09 UTC  

But I'd assume the large majority are like 13-18

2019-07-11 21:53:17 UTC  

the ones giving her several hundred dollars a month are definitely not 15

2019-07-11 21:53:23 UTC  

Y'never know

2019-07-11 21:53:24 UTC  

you cant report Belle to the IRS. She's in the UK

2019-07-11 21:53:28 UTC  

kids are sneaky fucks

2019-07-11 21:53:46 UTC  

(my little brother just stole his phone from under my mother's nose even though he's on a 2-week grounding)
He also managed to sneak a $100 walmart giftcard from me, oddly enough (I still don't fucking know how he did it lmfao)

2019-07-11 21:53:55 UTC  

Belle is a slow motion train crash

2019-07-11 21:54:00 UTC  

Then report her for not having a TV License, then, Britbongs.

2019-07-11 21:54:15 UTC  

And go on with your day.

2019-07-11 21:54:25 UTC  

I’m not supposed to have my phone rn

2019-07-11 21:54:29 UTC  

lmfao

2019-07-11 21:54:35 UTC  

tbh she's not doing anything wrong
Aside from being a thot anyways

2019-07-11 21:54:47 UTC  

Well, at least you're not grounded for a month @Modz-WingzZ....right?

2019-07-11 21:54:55 UTC  

By the time she's 21 or 22, she'll already be set for life

2019-07-11 21:54:55 UTC  

Not technically

2019-07-11 21:54:57 UTC  

No

2019-07-11 21:54:58 UTC  

so I think she'll be fine

2019-07-11 21:55:09 UTC  

She's already 19 or 20,

2019-07-11 21:55:11 UTC  

20 most likely

2019-07-11 21:55:12 UTC  

I know

2019-07-11 21:55:22 UTC  

I think she's 19

2019-07-11 21:55:28 UTC  
2019-07-11 21:55:34 UTC  

LMFAO

2019-07-11 21:55:34 UTC  

why

2019-07-11 21:55:39 UTC  

Why are we talking about thots when we should talk about

B A Y O N E T S

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598761542200197120/598995847195131917/Dank_George_Pickett_Meme.png

2019-07-11 21:55:43 UTC  

A guy I knew as a kid spent $100 in 1996 on game cartridges for nintendo
That is equivalent of like $300 modern money

2019-07-11 21:55:45 UTC  

<:hypersmugon:544638648721604608>

2019-07-11 21:55:59 UTC  

> the original microtransaction

2019-07-11 21:56:06 UTC  

300 USD's like the price of a Nintendo Switch IIRC

2019-07-11 21:56:10 UTC  

bayonets are gay

2019-07-11 21:56:15 UTC  

it is pretty crazy that games have been the same price for 30 years

2019-07-11 21:56:15 UTC  

combat knives are where its at

2019-07-11 21:56:25 UTC  

Bayonets are just knives for gays tbh

2019-07-11 21:56:25 UTC  

Oh, I forgot to mention tha the stole those $100 form his parents

2019-07-11 21:56:27 UTC  

Make you think tbh