@PureEvilPie send dick to prove it

tfw guy in wig

@Mikey I'm waiting for my friend to finish work

@Uksio - Is asking for a "go fuck yourself" degree option really that much?

I want a university where all the professors will tell me to go fuckmyself, learn it on my own, and I can take a test when I'm done to make sure I'm not bullshitting them. Go in. Take the test. Pass the class. Next class!

I'm asking for literally the worst professors on the planet, and I can't have that...

@JackH670 swipe to type is garbo

Never use it

It's great

Just lift your fingers off the screen you lazy cunt

No it's quicker

@Arthur Grayborn being exposed to social situations is part of the education

No it isn't lmao

Yes it is

@Arthur Grayborn
> you can do taht: those are called "proficiency tests"

if you cant handle schoolyard shit you aint gonna fly in the office

It's exactly the same unless you have arthritis

Nah

@Uksio - You can't get a degree through them, though.

I have proficiency in mathematics and stealth

a math ninja

I can do maths

:D

I have level 42069 in law

So I can add a D4 to my maths rolls

have you ever stepped on a D4

I know that I'm basically unemployable unless I'm so highly skilled that employers just tolerate my bullshit because they know how hard I'll be to replace. Which means I need something that can say "I'm so highly skilled that you're going to hire me, and you won't fire me when shit comes up because I'm too hard to replace."

Can't get that without a really solid degree.

we back to this again eh

Need something Harvard tier, but cheap/free which basically involves telling people to go fuck themselves if they can't learn it all on their own.

@Timeward

Show up. Take a test. If you fail, go fuck yourself.

you know, seems to be your only solution is to kys at this point

@Truly Epic Gamer Well that webm got me to chuckle

Jesus

Or I could just live on as a parasite, while you pay taxes to give me healthcare that you probably can't afford for yourself.

you ask too much

I'm a poor person that's asking to not be a parasite anymore. FML...

But like, if you can't get a degree because you have to hide in cupboards, how will you get a job?

but you ask too much "in order for you to not be a leech"

take the normal pill