just look at dolphine

If I was drunk and out, and a fat girl started getting with me and my friends weren't around? That pork is getting cooked

she's just ton of makeup and not outright ugly

also, she's yeeted

@PureEvilPie low standards

your drunk self is weak

from instagram afaik

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zL1e3ptYpDM styx mentions the lady that got 3rd degree burns from mcdonalds coffee being spilled on her as a 'frivilous' lawsuit

If she's not too fat that it obstructs access to the pussy

Then idc

That case went in her favor because mcdonalds coffeee WAS absolutely unreasanbly **dangerously** hot

You arnt a real man until you can bend your dick around and fuck your own asshole

True

I think I’ve seen something like that

So mcdonalds is at fault for someone throwing drinks on people?

all these fake men without their noodle dicks

Gay

Unless it was more than 90deg, that's just stupid

Like sucking your own dick

You have to try

Fat people be like “wtf fast food company I gorge myself with, why don’t you care about my safety?”

Anyone who never even held one of those cups back in the day

dude deadass

@Anubis its allegedly easier than youd think

I bet your dick can't even physically reach your own asshole

mcdonalds shouldve just said " we dont care"

**although**

hi again

you could feel that it was way too hot in there nad it would still be around as hot like an hour later

There is not a single man in existence who has not tried to suck his own dick

Its not that hard to suck your own dick though

they're making more money pretending to be healthier

@lunemarie where's your melon hat

And that is a fact

(((allegedly )))

If you put your body into a position where it's forced closer

melon hat

@Margrave PeaveGiver 'The Calm' you just need to stretch

what

@Gyro

@Gyro