no you don't

^

Most guys will fuck anything

@Gyro what the fuck

oh sure

is this a third coconut

you just need ton of makeup and the right angles

but then they're not thots

And all guys WILL fuck ANYTHING if their friends arent around to witness

no

Correction: in order to be a successful money-hoarding thot you need to be smoking hawt

professionals have standards

Wrong

just look at dolphine

If I was drunk and out, and a fat girl started getting with me and my friends weren't around? That pork is getting cooked

she's just ton of makeup and not outright ugly

also, she's yeeted

@PureEvilPie low standards

your drunk self is weak

from instagram afaik

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zL1e3ptYpDM styx mentions the lady that got 3rd degree burns from mcdonalds coffee being spilled on her as a 'frivilous' lawsuit

If she's not too fat that it obstructs access to the pussy

Then idc

That case went in her favor because mcdonalds coffeee WAS absolutely unreasanbly **dangerously** hot

You arnt a real man until you can bend your dick around and fuck your own asshole

True

I think I’ve seen something like that

So mcdonalds is at fault for someone throwing drinks on people?

all these fake men without their noodle dicks

Gay

Unless it was more than 90deg, that's just stupid

Like sucking your own dick

You have to try

Fat people be like “wtf fast food company I gorge myself with, why don’t you care about my safety?”

Anyone who never even held one of those cups back in the day

dude deadass

@Anubis its allegedly easier than youd think

I bet your dick can't even physically reach your own asshole

mcdonalds shouldve just said " we dont care"

**although**

hi again