Weight shifts so much during one day

From water to shits

Norwegian churches.

it didn't even hit 25 today

I don't eat much anymore, so of course I dont shit much anymore 😢

it's 27 out there already, muten, and it's only 9am

It’s like 35 degrees Celsius here

Well will be

@PureEvilPie Take me to where you are

It's pleasant here currently

So it isn't 35

In a couple of hours

It's 21

32 here today, 35 tomorrow

@Eccles Take me there

21°C here right now

Oh nvm I got it wrong

But the gym has lovely aircon

It’s going to be 37 tomorrow

I was comfortable enough last night to sleep with my covers on

32 today

why does veryone want yellowstone to pop her cherry or asteroid to wipe out earth?

Nihilism

Who the fuck is Yellowstone

Meteor 2020

HoTtEsT iT's EvEr BeEn

"Want" is a strong term, Refuse. These are inevitable events and people are despondant

why not mars attacks?

Mars attacks aint ever gonna happen

Because martians don't exist. Yellowstone + asteroids do

Honestly I think that black holes are a proof that reality's physics engine needs to get patched.

I can't wait for the colonisation of Mars to happen, and then the Martians demand independence

I'm waiting for the cabinet appointments, and for the limp dems/labour + the guardian to start reeeeeeeing again

I have a huge knot on my back and I think it’s going to cripple me

Untie it

kek

Wish you could 😦

That's what the EU does for you

Gives you a crippling knot on your back

Lmao

I want to see Queen Liz as chancellor