Damn

Daddy's aren't cute, they're handsome

damn it Ryv

my father was a best soldier of batalion in soviet army in siberia <:hypersmugon:544638648721604608>

Do u fantasize about replacing ur mum, Jack? Also: how often?

I want my daddy to be cute, don't judge me Mike

Alright I'm fucking out of this

@Tato so he was a gulag guard?

(god, please supress the gay so others can contribute.. just for alittle while?)

My dad was an RAF navigator with enough clearance to see where the nukes where at why time

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@SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck no there were no gulags when he served

(god, please supress the gay so @ManAnimal can contribute.. just for alittle while?)

I can't believe it's more acceptable to be black in america than it is to support the president

FFS, MY DAD KNOWS KARATE!!!!

I WIN

Had clearance to see the entire NATO military operations

Where they were, how many, payloads etc

Aaaaaand spawned a gay kid

RIP

Big payloads

JTAC officer then?

my dad dodged compulsory military service 3 times

@JackH670 tell us all bout NATO

So, I just got accepted by the FBI

so that's something

@ryvergate pussy

>no gulags
>north korea be like
>ye.... none...

Well he did want to be a doctor

NATO is big gay

The end

Shit... gave up my identity

Um

I'm not an agent

fbi can say theyre fbi

Spawned a gay kid isnt too bad

Carry on as normal, fellow civilians

cia cant

Tru story: my dad faked mental illness to dodge military service. Immediately went to work as an armed bodyguard after that.^^

Couldve spawned a retard

Shut up, you fucking faggot prick, I'll murder your hamster